Men and "shaking" Help please, And more question from a young nudist

GlobalTreker · #1 05-02-2008, 04:30 AM

Hello I was on this forum years ago never post anything important then i got kicked of when i was 16 be cause i was under age i just turned 18 2 months ago and i can finally ask some question

(check out my post under fun and nude labeled hello again here a short intro )

first i am a open nudist to every one but my parents all my friends know and my best friends parents know only because i live with my grand parents and there not real social with my friends parents like a lot are today all so i am a VERY VERY VERY ACTIVE NUDIST i can never be sadified i am a nude hiker/biker i hang nude when ever i am along or at freinds housing and there parents aren't home or at billy's (my best friend) but they don't let me in the kitchen or dinning room naked any way.

First question when ever i am out side nude hiking or biking or just hanging out in unpopulated places and nature calls i have a problem not trying to brag my penis is a little under 6 inches but it pretty wide and my urethra is very wide as my friends have said and i ask my doctor he said there nothing to do any theres no risk of a uti but because IT IS 8 mm (.8CM)(a little over 3/8 in) IN DIAMETER i have a big problem with urine let in my urethra i noticed this problem at about 16 and i have to fling my penis side to side about ten times to get it out i know that seem unsanitary but urine is a antiseptic and verry clean most of the time so i dont mind the drop on my pants but when i am home or at a friends house nude i have to use a tissue and hold it inplace or it will get on my legs and it is cumbersome to to that and worse most of the thime when i free hike (nude hiking) i only carry my watch and some time a phone so i have to get it on my legs and i dont like that. i would like it if other would share tips on shaking please!

second ? Day time skinny dipping since 16 i have skiny dipped anytime of the day i only have a 6 ft fence with about 1/4 gap between most of the picket allso my pool deck is 3 FEET above the ground by the road and side walk because of a hill so if i stand up people can see my goods so i have to resort to ducking around the deck to get a towel and worse i think when i lay on the first step or pool deck i think people can see me now i don't have a problem with this BUT CAN some one report me IF they SEE ME nude my said (and hey is taking law but has 76% in that class right know ) my friend siad that if you have a 6 foot tall fence and they see you they are "looking" so its there fault so if anyone has any ideas please speak your mind

third i love to hang out nude and love to be in my back yard but my yard is on a slope and most of it is a deck that it 2.5 feet tall and my Neighbors yard is 2 feet below mee with about 20 feet to his deck so i am going to sneak back there when there at work and see what they can see i am making PVC human analogs with reference points at key points and see what can be seen and if they can see me i want to know if i should talk to them and explain i am a nudist the problem is i don't know them at all

So please answer my questions as best you can a have fun naked!

WNYjoe24 · #2 05-02-2008, 06:10 AM

1) Men's sizes vary. If your doctor has already said there is no risk of a UTI, that is good. As far as cleaning, you do what you have to do. If that means carry a small roll of TP, find a way. What do you do at a public restroom? That can be a good guide.
And the bottom line is, remember: this is a biological function and life goes on.

2 Laws vary by community, but if you look for the subject elsewhere here, the consensus is that there is a line between intentionally "flashing" the neighborhood, or just enjoying the pool. Common sense can dictate how to respond accordingly. Unfortunately, sometimes a complaintant will not use that common sense. But you have the upper hand if you DO keep your wits about you and try to respect BOTH sides of the issue: yours and the complaint/police. That being said, I would investigate what the laws and penalties in your area are too.

3. I would NOT try the idea of making PVC humans and sneaking onto their property. You are then trespassing and could face other issues. A good guide to follow: if you feel like you have to do somethng clandestine ( "hidden") so you don't get caught-your inner self knows the problem with it already.

Joe

kelly99 · #3 05-02-2008, 08:08 AM

I have a 2" penis and I think I could shake it 100 times and there'd still be a drop left.
By the way, what's a UTI? Urine trickling imperfectly?

justnude · #4 05-02-2008, 08:18 AM

Dude, as a former teacher and school principal I must first start with a question. Have you EVER heard of puncutation and proofreading? Having said that, let me address your problem. After an operation I too developed a dripping problem. My doctor suggested a "cure" that seems to work for me. After I pee, I literally "milk" my scrotum by gently squeezing it and the remaining urine tends to come out thus eliminating the dripping problem. The dripping in not such a problem when wearing undies but it is a bit of a concern when nude!

Secondly, I would STRONGLY suggest that you abandon any idea of dropping in on your neighbor's property; especially when nude.

Finally, generally, the laws varry by location. If confronted by a neighbor or a complaint by the police DO NOT get combative! Cover up! I would suggest you investigate plants native to your region that would grow and provide additional privacy )and beauty) for your yard. There are also screens that you can put around your pool deck if aditional privacy is needed.

Walt Iliff · #5 05-02-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by justnude

Dude, as a former teacher and school principal I must first start with a question. Have you EVER heard of puncutation and proofreading? Having said that, let me address your problem. After an operation I too developed a dripping problem. My doctor suggested a "cure" that seems to work for me. After I pee, I literally "milk" my scrotum by gently squeezing it and the remaining urine tends to come out thus eliminating the dripping problem. The dripping in not such a problem when wearing undies but it is a bit of a concern when nude!

Secondly, I would STRONGLY suggest that you abandon any idea of dropping in on your neighbor's property; especially when nude.

Finally, generally, the laws varry by location. If confronted by a neighbor or a complaint by the police DO NOT get combative! Cover up! I would suggest you investigate plants native to your region that would grow and provide additional privacy )and beauty) for your yard. There are also screens that you can put around your pool deck if aditional privacy is needed.

I have always found it useful, as a general rule of thumb, to be very careful about correcting someone else's grammar, punctuation, or proofreading unless I am willing to make sure my posts are treated similarly by myself. Having said that, "puncutation?", "varry?" ")...)?", "aditional?" Also, police would generally investigate complaints (ask your former English teachers to explain dangling modifiers to you.) Seriously, when people are typing, often gramatically correct and correctly spelled posts are often the exception rather than the rule. Let's lighten up on the youngster.

Walt Iliff

justnude · #6 05-02-2008, 11:14 AM

Well said! I appoligize if I seemed too ctitical of the "youngster"! I do, however, believe the content of the post might be helpful to him.

**EricNY** · #7 05-02-2008, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GlobalTreker

Hello I was on this forum years ago never post anything important then i got kicked of when i was 16 be cause i was under age i just turned 18 2 months ago and i can finally ask some question

Ethan is that you? You made it back. How's your health, I remember you spent some time in the hospital?

I also lifted the ban on your old user name

nuovonudo · #8 05-02-2008, 03:11 PM

kelly99,

"uti" is an abbreviation for urinary tract infection. (yeah, i too wondered what it stood for ... thank God for google!)

regards,
--n

GlobalTreker · #9 05-02-2008, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by justnude

Dude, as a former teacher and school principal I must first start with a question. Have you EVER heard of puncutation and proofreading? Having said that, let me address your problem. After an operation I too developed a dripping problem. My doctor suggested a "cure" that seems to work for me. After I pee, I literally "milk" my scrotum by gently squeezing it and the remaining urine tends to come out thus eliminating the dripping problem. The dripping in not such a problem when wearing undies but it is a bit of a concern when nude!

Secondly, I would STRONGLY suggest that you abandon any idea of dropping in on your neighbor's property; especially when nude.

Finally, generally, the laws varry by location. If confronted by a neighbor or a complaint by the police DO NOT get combative! Cover up! I would suggest you investigate plants native to your region that would grow and provide additional privacy )and beauty) for your yard. There are also screens that you can put around your pool deck if aditional privacy is needed.

Sorry, I was Trying to write this before I left for college and had very little time to think and write plus it was about 5:40 am. (I wanted to have replies by the time I got back.)

GlobalTreker · #10 05-02-2008, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ercNY

Ethan is that you? You made it back. How's your health, I remember you spent some time in the hospital?

I also lifted the ban on your old user name

Yes its me sorry i forgot to list my name i was in suck a rush as i am now.

Thanks i have had some trips back to for other problem just my experimenting getting me in trouble. But i had to stay home i was going to get a apartment at ERAU but then my mom had a very serious heart attack and my dad needs someone to help plus i don't like him here along in addition i need a second job now because my parents are retired and live off of SS and there savings they had about 180,000$ but after 52 days of hospitalization and rehab theres only 6,000$ and we have about 7,000$ monthly bills and we lost my moms SS 800$ a month. At lest my dad's in good heath (knock on wood).