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05-14-2003, 07:29 AM
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50 years ago today 14 may 1953 i burst forth into the world [i must assume the mother ship is not returning by now; something terrible must have happened]. seconds later someone slapped clothes on me and i was to conform to be "normal".
well world i did not listen. but i do wonder why my cake has a clown on it, is some one trying to tell me something?? and do you suppose the mother ship just left me here and did not ever intend to come back??? does anyone have an answer to these questions that weigh so heavy on my beating heart?
oh to be 27 again [i did not marry till i was 28 [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] ]
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05-14-2003, 07:29 AM
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50 years ago today 14 may 1953 i burst forth into the world [i must assume the mother ship is not returning by now; something terrible must have happened]. seconds later someone slapped clothes on me and i was to conform to be "normal".
well world i did not listen. but i do wonder why my cake has a clown on it, is some one trying to tell me something?? and do you suppose the mother ship just left me here and did not ever intend to come back??? does anyone have an answer to these questions that weigh so heavy on my beating heart?
oh to be 27 again [i did not marry till i was 28 [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img] ]
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05-14-2003, 08:24 AM
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Happy Birthday Tarsus! Hope you have a great day. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Now for the bad news..... the "Mother Ship" has abandoned you.... you are cursed to walk this earth with textiles. You can only be nude in private, you may not walk amongst the crowds in your birthday suit. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] Take heart, the winds of change are blowing on your candles today. With the help of your friends here and around the globe, you will get your wish to be nude anytime, anywhere! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
Now about that cake... are you sure there is a clown on it, or is it a hill disguised as a clown? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] Have a great birthday. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-14-2003, 05:36 PM
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Happy Bidet Tarsus...
Watch the movie ET...especially the part where ET builds that thingamajig to "phone home". Rewind it over and over and over again until you figure out how to build that thingamajig, then you can call your mothership and cuss them out for abandoning you to finish your existence on such a violent, smelly, clothing-compulsive planet.
Because, of course, you will never see that mothership again, happy endings only happen in the movies...
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05-14-2003, 05:48 PM
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Happy Birthday Tarsus
Hope you enjoyed a happy nude birthday, its the only way to do it..haha
Gamblefish is still trying to call on that thingamajig but its just the voices that keep talking to him...here kitty kitty..or is it woof woof, is the little dog still after you..
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05-14-2003, 08:57 PM
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Gamblefish,
I once shared my apartment with a fish who looked just like you. Now that I think about it, he did ask me to salt the rim of his tank and drop in a twist of lime.
That was quite a list of brackish water fish you gave me. I believe Mollies like a pinch of it too, but no lime.
I believe that a nudist should also try to bring a little nature into his house. I like having a few house plants, a bird, a tank of happy fish zipping around in the water. Having animal companions brings us closer to the way we are supposed to live.
If I should meet a kind-hearted female trailscout, my joy would be complete. There aren't many of my kind, but I am sure that one is nearby; we trailscouts have a sixth sense for that sort of thing.
Well, the tide is going out so I don't want to keep you.
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05-14-2003, 09:28 PM
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Trailscout...This is a Birthday Party for tarsus.
Thanks for staying off topic....hope you find your dream-girl soon....maybe the fish could set you up with a mermaid or two! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
wifdog....Are you hearing the voices too? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] If so, welcome aboard! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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05-15-2003, 05:13 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Trailscout:
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I believe that a nudist should also try to bring a little nature into his house. [/qb]
I agree hole-heartedly. I always like to bring a little of the outside into the house with me. However, my wife does not agree...she keeps yelling at me to wipe my feet...
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05-15-2003, 05:33 PM
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Tarsus,
Nothing would make me happier than to wish you a wonderful happy birthday, but I can't, not while we are posting in the Off-topic area.
Now it is the "my day" thread and I guess that I am at liberty to wish you a happy "My Day" in an off-topic kind of way!
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05-15-2003, 06:42 PM
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Do fish have feet? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Shouldn't that be wipe your fins? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img]
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Naturists seem to be such comedians. Here is a special place opened by popular demand. This is where you can present iour skills as a comedian, nudist related or not. No off color jokes allowed.
