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Old 04-11-2003, 08:29 AM
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OK Gamblefish, Here's the challenge! See if you can top this.

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There once was a fish named Gamble,
Who hooked up with hw to ramble.
A few they offended,
And the forums up-ended,
They now have to PM to babble!!!!

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OK Gamblefish, Here's the challenge! See if you can top this.

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There once was a fish named Gamble,
Who hooked up with hw to ramble.
A few they offended,
And the forums up-ended,
They now have to PM to babble!!!!

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Oh, hw, that's purty good...

Don't know if I can top that one....lemme see...

I like hw,
She...Darn!!! There's that "w" again...shoot!!

Ok, got to concentrate....

Hw is a poet,
She likes to joke a lot.
We get into these deep discussions
and then I get a big concussion...

Naw...that's no good...

Hw is a joker,
She's mad cuz nudeM woke her,
She doesn't play poker,
And she doesn't like smokers
Yo, man you'd think she was a toker
With all the crap she's gotta put up with on these forums and...oh, man that's no good either....YO! YO! YO!!

Nope, sorry, can't get away from the rap. Maybe it's because rap TAKES NO TALENT!!! Oh, did I say that out loud?

BTW----Which one's the Mac Daddy and which one's the Daddy Mac...?

ANYWAY...you're up hw (or whoever else is interested...that's what I thought...no one...)
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Old 04-11-2003, 12:09 PM
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Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy......That's not quite what I had in mind....but you would know that after hearing the voices! And visions of grape nuts dancing.
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Try this:

This little fishy went to forums,
This little fisy stayed home,
This little fishy played hookey,
And this little fishy went.....
HEEEEEEEEE...all the way home!!!!! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img]
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Oh, the voices!...the VOICES!....when will they stop!!

Wha...? What was that?

Ok, the voices say they have one...

Fishy fishy in the brook,
Daddy catch him with a hook,
Mommy fry him in the pan,
And baby eat him like a man.
Die, you fishy little bass turd...<")))))>{

Oh yeah.............yo! yo! yo! Boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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Old 04-11-2003, 02:13 PM
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I think you need to cut down on the medication, or get some ear plugs for the voices. Maybe you should just stay home and relax!
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Bigbird.................Is that your bathroom song? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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An Ode to Nudity

To be naked is not rudity
Starkers alone is not lewdity
To be bare
Whether with hair or Nair
Is just to be nudity!

Others, with their stupidity
Think those in nude community
Like nothing but kink
Dial soap thinks we stink
Which I think is rather crudity!

When upon entering puberty
Young men begin to dream of young Trudy
Their groins want to emerge
An act we discourge
At least when wearing bo diddly!

In discussing divinity
The question becomes one of sinity
Of Adam and Eve
Nude or with Leaves
Which one is more prudity?

If I were to continue on nudity
Some might consider me rather snooty
A calling I could not take
Even with my one eyed trouser snake
So I guess I'll abide by my duty.

So I'll finish my little ditty
On the discussion of nudity
So ends my prose
On the absence of clothes
And I'll take my seat quietly.

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