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03-23-2003, 11:57 AM
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I found this quite interesting.
Do you think gasoline is expensive?
The following will make one think, and put things in perspective:
Diet Snapple 16 oz. $1.29 $l0.32 per gal.
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz. $1.19 9.52 per gal.
Gatorade 20 oz. $1.59 10.17 per gal.
Ocean Spray 16 oz. $1.25 10.00 per gal.
Brake Fluid 12 oz. $3.15 33.60 per gal.
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz. $8.35 178.13 per gal.
Pepto Bismol 4 oz. $3.85 123.20 per gal.
Whiteout 7 oz. $1.39 25.42 per gal.
Scope 1.5 oz. $0.99 84.48 per gal.
THIS IS THE KICKER!
Evian water 9 oz. for $1.49 . . . $2l.29 per gal. $21.19 FOR WATER!!! . . . AND THE BUYERS
DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SOURCE.
But then again, EVIAN spelled backwards is naive.
So the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or
Whiteout, or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the gas pump.
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03-23-2003, 11:57 AM
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I found this quite interesting.
Do you think gasoline is expensive?
The following will make one think, and put things in perspective:
Diet Snapple 16 oz. $1.29 $l0.32 per gal.
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz. $1.19 9.52 per gal.
Gatorade 20 oz. $1.59 10.17 per gal.
Ocean Spray 16 oz. $1.25 10.00 per gal.
Brake Fluid 12 oz. $3.15 33.60 per gal.
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz. $8.35 178.13 per gal.
Pepto Bismol 4 oz. $3.85 123.20 per gal.
Whiteout 7 oz. $1.39 25.42 per gal.
Scope 1.5 oz. $0.99 84.48 per gal.
THIS IS THE KICKER!
Evian water 9 oz. for $1.49 . . . $2l.29 per gal. $21.19 FOR WATER!!! . . . AND THE BUYERS
DON'T EVEN KNOW THE SOURCE.
But then again, EVIAN spelled backwards is naive.
So the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or
Whiteout, or God forbid, PEPTO BISMOL or NYQUIL!!!
Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the gas pump.
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03-23-2003, 01:31 PM
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Maybe I should start drinking petrol when I get indigestion.
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03-24-2003, 02:37 AM
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I knew that bottled water was higher than gasoline. It's a total ripoff.
I can't remember the whole joke, but it's something about the biggest laugh ever heard in a French corporate boardroom... when the CEO exclaimed, "WHAT? Those stupid Americans will pay WHAT for a bottle of WATER?
Of course, now they're laughing all the way to the bank (current boycott notwithstanding).
Thank you, no, I'll just get my "tapwater" from the water tap, not from a $1 plastic bottle.
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03-24-2003, 03:32 AM
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The water in my home isn't fit to drink. It looks like it came from the sewer and smells like it. I buy bottled water at the store for 29 cents per gallon.
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04-03-2003, 10:25 AM
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A group of students were asked to list what they thought were the present Seven Wonders of the World. Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes:
1. Egypt's Great Pyramids
2. Taj Mahal
3. Grand Canyon
4. Panama Canal
5. Empire State Building
6. St. Peter's Basilica
7. China's Great Wall
While gathering the votes, the teacher noted that one quiet student who had not returned her paper. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble
with her list.
The girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many." The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help you out.
"The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the Seven Wonders of the World are:
1. To touch
2. To taste
3. To see
4. To hear
She hesitated a little and then added
5. To feel
6. To laugh
7. To love
The room was so full of silence, you could have heard a pin drop.
A gentle reminder to all of you that the most precious things are before you: your family, your faith, your love, your good health and above all your friends.
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04-03-2003, 02:52 PM
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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
hmmmmm?????? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-03-2003, 03:18 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAH..brail lettering...that is a good one. Why isn't the screen in brail too??
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Mountains move before my eyes.
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04-03-2003, 07:10 PM
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Here's a real doozy! I recently took my son to McDonalds, and while standing in line, I noticed a sign stating that picture menus were available for non-English speaking, or illiterate patrons. Under the sign was a collection of the aforementioned menus. Under the picture of the sandwich was a bold print of the sandwich's name, followed by a braille version! I think this deserves a DOUBLE hmmmmmm! Number one, if they are non-English speaking, or illiterate, how will they read the notice of a special menu available for them? And if they're blind? Hello!
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04-04-2003, 02:02 AM
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I feel it appropriate, in light of the proliferation of "experts" on the TV lately, to leave you with a definition.
Expert: An "ex" is a has-been, and a "spirt" is a drip under pressure. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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Naturists seem to be such comedians. Here is a special place opened by popular demand. This is where you can present iour skills as a comedian, nudist related or not. No off color jokes allowed.
