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Old 12-21-2003, 10:56 PM
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Last night I watched a Walt Disney movie, ?Mickey?s Christmas Carol?. It was a very cute adaptation of the ?Christmas Carol?! I have written a ?Christmas Carol, INA Style?. It is for fun & enjoyment reading only. INA Staff is included in this story. Happy reading!

Cast of Characters

Scrooge - Corey
Marley - Aaron
Belle - Alissa
Bob Cratchit - Corky
Naturist Spirit Past - Red
Naturist Spirit Present -Jon
Naturist Spirit Yet to Come - Jason
Tiny Tim - ?

A happy atmosphere in the busy office was abruptly interrupted by a grumpy old boss named Ebenezer Scrooge. He wore a full-sleeved shirt, long woolen trousers, and vest that were covered by his heavy jacket. He wore a heavy hat that covered his grayish-white hair that used to be red hair. He gave an icy cold stare to his employees and barked, "I heard some of you are nudists! That's a big, moral sin! I will not have sex perverts in my workplace!" He turned to Bob Cratchit and stared at Bob as if he saw a worst criminal. "Mr. Cratchit, you are the one! Is that correct?" Bob replied nervously, "Yes sir, I am a nudist. I committed no crime. I am faithful to my wife..." His sentence was cut off as he heard "you are fired!" Bob exclaimed, "but, Mr. Scrooge, I have a wife and sick son at home." Scrooge yelled, "bah! Get humbug out of here!"

As Ebenezer Scrooge opened the door of his house, he saw a face on the door! He closed the door behind him like a scared cat. He saw a ghost appearing. "Marley!" Marley wore several layers of heavy clothing with chains to hold them together. Long scraps of fabric were wrapped all over his head. The departed spirit warned, "Ben, you better take easy on clothing, or you will end up like me. I have to wear heavy clothing and can't take them off. This is a great burden I have to carry for eternity." Scrooge shivered as he watched Marley dragging his clothes with him as he vanished in thin air.

Scrooge took off his heavy clothes and changed into long, heavy gown, long johns, floor-length housecoat, and a striped cap. The sleepwear was dragged on the floor as he walked and he almost fell over it! He pulled the extra fabrics from his feet as he took steps. He said to himself, "I will never take off my clothing! They are like treasure." He straightened his textiles out as he got into bed. He closed the curtains around his bed and fell asleep.

He was awakened by a bright light and stood a beautiful young lady with wavy red hair. She wore nothing except a crown of holly leaves on her head. Scrooge rubbed his eyes and gasped as he saw a nude woman. He covered his eyes with bed sheets just to see her face. She took the sheets down and said, "I am Naturist Spirit Past. You will go on a journey with me to visit your past." She took Scrooge's hand to some beach to watch the kids playing. They were completely naked! Scrooge recognized one of the kids as himself as a little boy! "Wow! I was nude but I didn't care about it. I forgot the joy of swimming & running nude!" Then years passed. "Oh! This is me as a young man!" He had red hair then and wore a long, heavy woolen johns that covered his entire body including his limbs. His fianc?e, Belle was fully nude. He breathed hard when he walked to the shore from the ocean because his dripping long johns weighed more when wet. He fell on his face on the sand and he rolled before he got up. He dusted sand off from his clothes. Belle exclaimed, "I tried to tell you to get undressed and swim nude!" He said, "I hate nudity! Bah! I cherish my clothes!" Belle replied, "I am so disgusted with your attitude! We are off!" as she took her ring from her left hand and gave it back to him. Belle's blonde hair flew as she turned and walked away. He held a ring while he watched her leaving. Scrooge couldn't bear watching his younger self grieving and begged the Spirit Past to bring him back to the present.

Scrooge twisted his bed sheets as he awake to another bright light plus the smell of delicious food. He peeked between the curtains and gasped to see a big man with a long curly hair and beard. There was plenty of food all around enough to feed a whole village. He was nude in front, but he had a long red cap with white border on his back. "I am Naturist Spirit Present" as he took a big bit of a turkey leg. He brought Scrooge to another location. Scrooge gasped, "why are we at that old shack?" They peeked into an "old shack". Scrooge was surprised to see Bob Cratchit & his wife, and kids inside this old house. All of family members were nude. Scrooge asked, "how did they keep warm with no clothes?" The Spirit showed him the fireplace that warmed the house. Bob & family were waiting for Tiny Tim as he limped to the dinner table. They didn't have much to eat, but they were happy. Tiny Tim was full of cheer in spite he had only a few bites to eat. Scrooge was astonished that Tiny Tim was not shamed about his imperfect body. They prayed to thank for food and for having Scrooge as his boss. Scrooge was very touched and tears came out of his eyes.

Scrooge struggled with bed sheets - suddenly he woke and saw a cloudful of smoke near his bed. He got up and was startled to see a black figure - a nude body with a black, faceless hood. Scrooge couldn't see his face, but could hear his eerie words, "I am Naturist Yet to Come". He led Scrooge to the cemetery. He saw a humble tombstone on fresh soil. "Oh no! That is Tiny Tim's grave!!" The dark-hooded Spirit showed him an empty grave. He checked out the name on the tombstone. It read, "Ebenezer Scrooge". He shivered and panicked!! His hands trembled.

Scrooge woke to see he was in his own room and breathed a big relief! He got up quickly and shed each piece of clothing one by one until only a cap and slippers were left on. Then he opened the windows and yelled, "good morning!" He got out of the house and marched nude merrily and greeted the surprised people. He bought turkey meat and food from the merchants and marched happily to Bob Cratchit's house. The family was in a big shock to see Scrooge in the nude! Scrooge gave not only much food; but also, he announced that he re-hired Bob and raised his wages! Tiny Tim rejoiced and said, "God bless you, Mr. Scrooge!"
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Old 12-21-2003, 10:56 PM
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Last night I watched a Walt Disney movie, ?Mickey?s Christmas Carol?. It was a very cute adaptation of the ?Christmas Carol?! I have written a ?Christmas Carol, INA Style?. It is for fun & enjoyment reading only. INA Staff is included in this story. Happy reading!

Cast of Characters

Scrooge - Corey
Marley - Aaron
Belle - Alissa
Bob Cratchit - Corky
Naturist Spirit Past - Red
Naturist Spirit Present -Jon
Naturist Spirit Yet to Come - Jason
Tiny Tim - ?

A happy atmosphere in the busy office was abruptly interrupted by a grumpy old boss named Ebenezer Scrooge. He wore a full-sleeved shirt, long woolen trousers, and vest that were covered by his heavy jacket. He wore a heavy hat that covered his grayish-white hair that used to be red hair. He gave an icy cold stare to his employees and barked, "I heard some of you are nudists! That's a big, moral sin! I will not have sex perverts in my workplace!" He turned to Bob Cratchit and stared at Bob as if he saw a worst criminal. "Mr. Cratchit, you are the one! Is that correct?" Bob replied nervously, "Yes sir, I am a nudist. I committed no crime. I am faithful to my wife..." His sentence was cut off as he heard "you are fired!" Bob exclaimed, "but, Mr. Scrooge, I have a wife and sick son at home." Scrooge yelled, "bah! Get humbug out of here!"

As Ebenezer Scrooge opened the door of his house, he saw a face on the door! He closed the door behind him like a scared cat. He saw a ghost appearing. "Marley!" Marley wore several layers of heavy clothing with chains to hold them together. Long scraps of fabric were wrapped all over his head. The departed spirit warned, "Ben, you better take easy on clothing, or you will end up like me. I have to wear heavy clothing and can't take them off. This is a great burden I have to carry for eternity." Scrooge shivered as he watched Marley dragging his clothes with him as he vanished in thin air.

Scrooge took off his heavy clothes and changed into long, heavy gown, long johns, floor-length housecoat, and a striped cap. The sleepwear was dragged on the floor as he walked and he almost fell over it! He pulled the extra fabrics from his feet as he took steps. He said to himself, "I will never take off my clothing! They are like treasure." He straightened his textiles out as he got into bed. He closed the curtains around his bed and fell asleep.

He was awakened by a bright light and stood a beautiful young lady with wavy red hair. She wore nothing except a crown of holly leaves on her head. Scrooge rubbed his eyes and gasped as he saw a nude woman. He covered his eyes with bed sheets just to see her face. She took the sheets down and said, "I am Naturist Spirit Past. You will go on a journey with me to visit your past." She took Scrooge's hand to some beach to watch the kids playing. They were completely naked! Scrooge recognized one of the kids as himself as a little boy! "Wow! I was nude but I didn't care about it. I forgot the joy of swimming & running nude!" Then years passed. "Oh! This is me as a young man!" He had red hair then and wore a long, heavy woolen johns that covered his entire body including his limbs. His fianc?e, Belle was fully nude. He breathed hard when he walked to the shore from the ocean because his dripping long johns weighed more when wet. He fell on his face on the sand and he rolled before he got up. He dusted sand off from his clothes. Belle exclaimed, "I tried to tell you to get undressed and swim nude!" He said, "I hate nudity! Bah! I cherish my clothes!" Belle replied, "I am so disgusted with your attitude! We are off!" as she took her ring from her left hand and gave it back to him. Belle's blonde hair flew as she turned and walked away. He held a ring while he watched her leaving. Scrooge couldn't bear watching his younger self grieving and begged the Spirit Past to bring him back to the present.

Scrooge twisted his bed sheets as he awake to another bright light plus the smell of delicious food. He peeked between the curtains and gasped to see a big man with a long curly hair and beard. There was plenty of food all around enough to feed a whole village. He was nude in front, but he had a long red cap with white border on his back. "I am Naturist Spirit Present" as he took a big bit of a turkey leg. He brought Scrooge to another location. Scrooge gasped, "why are we at that old shack?" They peeked into an "old shack". Scrooge was surprised to see Bob Cratchit & his wife, and kids inside this old house. All of family members were nude. Scrooge asked, "how did they keep warm with no clothes?" The Spirit showed him the fireplace that warmed the house. Bob & family were waiting for Tiny Tim as he limped to the dinner table. They didn't have much to eat, but they were happy. Tiny Tim was full of cheer in spite he had only a few bites to eat. Scrooge was astonished that Tiny Tim was not shamed about his imperfect body. They prayed to thank for food and for having Scrooge as his boss. Scrooge was very touched and tears came out of his eyes.

Scrooge struggled with bed sheets - suddenly he woke and saw a cloudful of smoke near his bed. He got up and was startled to see a black figure - a nude body with a black, faceless hood. Scrooge couldn't see his face, but could hear his eerie words, "I am Naturist Yet to Come". He led Scrooge to the cemetery. He saw a humble tombstone on fresh soil. "Oh no! That is Tiny Tim's grave!!" The dark-hooded Spirit showed him an empty grave. He checked out the name on the tombstone. It read, "Ebenezer Scrooge". He shivered and panicked!! His hands trembled.

Scrooge woke to see he was in his own room and breathed a big relief! He got up quickly and shed each piece of clothing one by one until only a cap and slippers were left on. Then he opened the windows and yelled, "good morning!" He got out of the house and marched nude merrily and greeted the surprised people. He bought turkey meat and food from the merchants and marched happily to Bob Cratchit's house. The family was in a big shock to see Scrooge in the nude! Scrooge gave not only much food; but also, he announced that he re-hired Bob and raised his wages! Tiny Tim rejoiced and said, "God bless you, Mr. Scrooge!"
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Great fantasy!!! But, in that setting, wouldn't a more apropriate Scrooge have been Stu Whats-his-number?
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My thought, exactly! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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That was Great! I agree with Fred that Stu would have been the better choice to be Scrooge.
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I'm not so sure that even " The ghost of Nudists yet to come" could convince Stu.
I'm afraid Stu would ramble on about how (in his opinion) nudism is Disgusting untill Newyears Day.
Then he would call the cops and have the "New years Baby" arrested for being topless.
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Thanks to all of you for your compliments of my story!

I agree that Stu could be Scrooge and could be touched by Spirits to convince him. I wonder if Stu has read my story and your comments.

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