Hey, it was a lazy holiday weekend so some of us strayed into a discussion about the difference between "naked" and "nude" and "naturist." My favourite was that "naked is the feeling that people who always wear clothes have when they take something off," "nude is the state of being of people who always wear clothes in the few seconds just before/after entering/leaving the shower/bath," "naturist is what people who always wear clothes call the psychosis of people who never feel naked and hence may be obliviously nude, even in the presence of others, for minutes or hours at a time without finding it in the least odd, risqué or embarrassing."