Time to Prune the Shrub

[nacktman]

It is now late winter and time to prune back the Shrub.
(Add your own Pruning to the list)

Q. Why is Laura suing George for divorce?

A. Because he is doing to everybody else what he should be doing to her!
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Q. What is the difference between Bush and a gigolo?

A. A gigolo can only screw one person at a time!
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Q. Why is GWB so interested in the Middle East?

A. He thinks the Gaza Strip is a Topless Bar!
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[ncnudlady]

Question......Why are more and more women shaving?

Answer.....They don't want Bush irritating them anymore!