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    Nude Outside My Window!

    It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel
    was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her,
    screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man
    outside my window!"

    The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room.

    "Where is he?" asked the receptionist.

    "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment
    building opposite the hotel.

    The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving
    around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to
    bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only
    see him from the waist up?"

    "The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the
    dresser!"

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    Nude Outside My Window!

    It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel
    was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her,
    screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man
    outside my window!"

    The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room.

    "Where is he?" asked the receptionist.

    "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment
    building opposite the hotel.

    The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving
    around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to
    bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only
    see him from the waist up?"

    "The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the
    dresser!"

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    • #3
      that's cute. got a laugh out of that one and the wife too.

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      • #4
        A Bad Day

        A really bad day


        Today, I woke up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast I slipped on the stairs and got a big whack on my head.

        To calm me down, my wife gave me a cup of coffee; I burned my tongue because it was too damn hot.

        I put a slice of bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric shock that threw me on my ***.

        The telephone rang, it was the office telling me that last night the safe was broken into and everything was taken.

        I decided this was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down my stress and help me to relax.

        That's when it happened..



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        • #5
          OUCH !!!!!!

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          • #6
            LMAO!!!!!

            Hw.............how do you expect me to compete with all of these SA's!!?

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            • #7
              That looks painful!

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              • #8
                What eveidence? It wasn't me!

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                • #9
                  LMAO!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Well, all I can say is that is the ultimate in having a bad day! Ouch!

                    Ken Palmer



                    [QUOTE]Originally posted by NakedGary:
                    A Bad Day

                    A really bad day


                    Today, I woke up early as usual. When I was going to have breakfast I slipped on the stairs and got a big whack on my head.

                    To calm me down, my wife gave me a cup of coffee; I burned my tongue because it was too damn hot.

                    I put a slice of bread in the toaster and when I went to get it out I got an electric shock that threw me on my ***.

                    The telephone rang, it was the office telling me that last night the safe was broken into and everything was taken.

                    I decided this was the right time to take a nice hot shower and meditate to bring down my stress and help me to relax.

                    That's when it happened..



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                    • #11
                      I guess I am not quite sure of what this photo is about or implies. But it sure looks funny!

                      Ken Palmer


                      quote:
                      Originally posted by grl66:
                      What eveidence? It wasn't me!

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                      • #12
                        This is outrageously funny! Good sense of humor!

                        Ken Palmer


                        quote:
                        Originally posted by NakedGary:
                        Nude Outside My Window!

                        It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel
                        was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her,
                        screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man
                        outside my window!"

                        The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room.

                        "Where is he?" asked the receptionist.

                        "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment
                        building opposite the hotel.

                        The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving
                        around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to
                        bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only
                        see him from the waist up?"

                        "The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the
                        dresser!"

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                        • #13

                          So funny I fell out of my baby chair.

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                          • #14
                            quote:
                            Originally posted by shaybare:

                            So funny I fell out of my baby chair.


                            ShAy are you ok? I sure hope you didn't break the other arm !!!!

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                            • #15
                              quote:
                              Originally posted by hw:
                              quote:
                              Originally posted by shaybare:

                              So funny I fell out of my baby chair.


                              ShAy are you ok? I sure hope you didn't break the other arm !!!!




                              NAHHHH he just got that weather vane impaled a little deeper!

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