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Eight terms and their gender specific definitions.
THINGY:
Female - Any part under the hood of the car.
Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VUNERABLE:
Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male - Playing hockey without a cup.
COMMUNICATION:
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male - Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the guys.
ENTERTAINMENT:
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
COMMITMENT:
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male - Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
FLATULENCE:
Female - An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE:
Female - The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male - Call it what you want just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL:
Female - A device for changing one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 375 channels every five minutes.
THINGY:
Female - Any part under the hood of the car.
Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VUNERABLE:
Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male - Playing hockey without a cup.
COMMUNICATION:
Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male - Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the guys.
ENTERTAINMENT:
Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male - Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
COMMITMENT:
Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male - Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
FLATULENCE:
Female - An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male - A source of entertainment, self expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE:
Female - The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male - Call it what you want just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL:
Female - A device for changing one TV channel to another.
Male - A device for scanning through all 375 channels every five minutes.
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