Saddam Humor

[Suntied]

We all know it's coming and I heard one today. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

The Iraqie administrators gathered all the Saddam look alikes in the courtyard for a brief meeting. The Vice president of Iraq excaimed:

"I've got good news and bad news...
The good news is Saddam is alive and well!!!!"
Cheers and praise arisen from the crowd "HURRAAA".
The Vice president calmed them and exlaimed, "The bad news is... he has only one arm, and one leg, please line up at the podium." [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

I'm sure others are coming! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
[img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img] Suntied [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

[Suntied]

We all know it's coming and I heard one today. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

The Iraqie administrators gathered all the Saddam look alikes in the courtyard for a brief meeting. The Vice president of Iraq excaimed:

"I've got good news and bad news...
The good news is Saddam is alive and well!!!!"
Cheers and praise arisen from the crowd "HURRAAA".
The Vice president calmed them and exlaimed, "The bad news is... he has only one arm, and one leg, please line up at the podium." [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

I'm sure others are coming! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
[img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img] Suntied [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

[hw]

Suntied Huh?
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[Suntied]

What is that supposed to mean house wife?

[hw]

Suntied....sorry, please forgive me. Too much sun today. I don't know what I was thinking or not thinking. That was a good one. Sorry...
Have a nice nude evening.
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[Suntied]

Oh... I get it... too much sun... hee, hee.

Suntied [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

[gamblefish]

When ya gotta go...

[hw]

Suntied...we had a parade this morning, and a baseball game this afternoon. I burn very easily, as does my brain at times. Maybe I'm just tired, or too blonde! Keep up the good jokes. I love 'em.
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Good one gamble fish!
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[rainy city mike]

An interesting link [URL=http://www.funforwards.com/flash/september02/saddam.swf ]

[Suntied]

Gamblefish,
You shouldn't have... Ok, you win!

[EricNY]

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?

One wants to screw the world and one already has!

[EricNY]

Hit TV Shows in Iraq

"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"

"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

"Suddenly Sanctions"

"Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest"

"Matima Loves Chachi"

"Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs"

"Wheel of Fortune and Terror"

"Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

"Achmed's Creek"

"The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right"

"M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

"Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"

"Two Guys, a Girl, and a Mosque"

"When Kurds Attack"

"Just Shoot Me"

"My Two Baghdads"

"Diagnosis Heresy"

"Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot"

"Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things"

"Burka Baywatch"

[hw]

ercNY....Those are grrreat. Love them jokes.
Have a nice nude night.
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[averagejoe]

Heard this one during Gulf War I in 1991:

What's the difference between American and Iraqi Air Force Pilots?

American Pilots break with the ground and fly into the wind...

[EricNY]

Taliban Poetic Justice

My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest we do neither.

Let the Secret Service, Navy Seals, or whomever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital, and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.

Then we return "her" to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.