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Did you hear that Kermit the frog was going to make another? He needed the money so he went to the bank, to see if he could borrow some. He went up to the loan officer. Her name was Patrica Wack. When he ask for a loan , she ask if he had any collaorial? What's that Kermit ask. It is something that is equal in value to the loan. Kermit said "I don't think so but I'll go home and check". He looked all over the house and could only find a white elephant statue, which he took back to Ms Wack. She wasn't sure so she said that she would ask the bank president. The president looked at the statue and told her "It's a knick knack Patty Wack give the frog a loan"
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Did you hear that Kermit the frog was going to make another? He needed the money so he went to the bank, to see if he could borrow some. He went up to the loan officer. Her name was Patrica Wack. When he ask for a loan , she ask if he had any collaorial? What's that Kermit ask. It is something that is equal in value to the loan. Kermit said "I don't think so but I'll go home and check". He looked all over the house and could only find a white elephant statue, which he took back to Ms Wack. She wasn't sure so she said that she would ask the bank president. The president looked at the statue and told her "It's a knick knack Patty Wack give the frog a loan" -
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Actually, I think Kermit would be a great mascot for nudism, but I don't think Jim Henson would permit it. Think of it, How often have you seen Kermit wearing pants? He walks everywhere without clothes, and nobody even mentions it. To my knowledge, he has never addressed his lack of clothing. Janice, on the other hand, has expressed both positive and negative feelings. In one movie she is heard to say "I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is ar-tistic". But in a few other movies she makes positive comments (Sorry, I can't remember the actual quotes). I do remember that at least once, when she makes a positive comment, Kermit responds in a way to lead you to believe that he is shocked by the comment.
Hmmm..... How many muppets actually wear pants? Are any totally nude? I think Kermit's nephew Robin tends to be clothesfree. Is this a positive thing for the nudist movement?Comment
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quote:Originally posted by KetchumMaine:
[quote]Hmmm..... How many muppets actually wear pants? Are any totally nude?
If I remember correctly, Gonzo wears pants and a vest. I think "Animal" (the drummer for the muppet band) wears ragged pants. Miss Piggy usually wears stylish clothes. That bald scientist guy (can't remember his name) and his assistant Beaker wear clothes also. I'm pretty sure quite a few others that I can't remember the names of wear clothing as well. Still, there are quite a few who do not, so I guess the muppets have a true clothing optional society.
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Kermit is a frog,and I have never seen a frog that wears clothes.
Even the Crazy Frog,the one that "sings" that annoying tune wears nothing in it's video clips.
Maybe they don't wear pants,because they eat all the "flies"
Oh and who is Janice
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Jim Henson is dead Jim!
I can't see how he can object.Comment
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quote:Originally posted by tomkojohn:
Jim Henson is dead Jim!
I can't see how he can object.
Sorry, I should have said BRIAN, his son who took over the Muppets.Comment
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I'm not so sure Kermit would be a good spokesfrog for nudism, I've got rather scandalous proof.Comment
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quote:Originally posted by namedun:
I'm not so sure Kermit would be a good spokesfrog for nudism, I've got rather scandalous proof.
He looks nude and happy to me.
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quote:Originally posted by namedun:
I'm not so sure Kermit would be a good spokesfrog for nudism, I've got rather scandalous proof.
He looks nude and happy to me.
Oh, yeah? Just wait till he wakes up to a headache two sizes bigger than the room he's in...Along with a toung that feels as if the entire Russian Army trampled across it in thier stocking feet!Comment
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quote:the entire Russian Army trampled across it in thier stocking feet!
The Russians give their soldiers socks to wear?
And boots, too? That is a news flash!
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