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Hello, peepers. I got this idea from a website (but I will not tell you the address so you can go on there, steal stuff, and pass it off as your own. You have to be a little creative here...).
The idea was from the Simpsons, where Homer supposedly loses Maggie (I've never seen the episode) and calls the Missing Children's Hotline, only to hear Ambrosia's "Baby, Come Back" playing as the hold music.
So, what song would be a very unwise choice to play as hold music for any given establishment?
For example (these came from the website)--
"All that She Wants is Another Baby" by Ace of Base for Crisis Pregnancy Center and/or an abortion clinic,
"Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads for the Pyromaniacs Support Group,
"Devil's Haircut" by Beck for a Beauty Parlor
"Every Breath You Take" by the Police for a Stalker Hotline
"Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears for the White House
"Highway to Hell" by AC/DC for a church confession line
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar for a Domestic Violence Hotline
"Like a Virgin" by Madonna for a Teen Pregnancy Helpline
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits for Dow Jones / NASDAQ
"Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette for Spouse Abuse / Marriage Counseling service
"Smack My B**** Up" by Prodigy for NOW
"I Fall to Pieces" by Patsy Cline for a leoparsy colony
"You Got It" by Roy Orbitson for a disease diagnostic lab
...and here are a few I came up with:
"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson for a Paternity Testing Clinic
"Life in One Day" by Howard Jones for a SIDS/Infant Mortality Parents' Support Service
"She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby for 1-800-CONTACTS
"Disco Inferno" by the Bee Gees for Great White's pyrotechnician
"Rock the Casbah" by The Clash (Wink Wink, Falcon) for Saddam Hussein's mansion
"Devil Inside" by INXS for an exorcist service
and, of course...
"Ant Invasion/Ant Rap/Antmusic" by Adam and the Ants for Truly Nolen or Orkin
Can anyone else come up with a few?
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