Limerick Day

[nacktman]

May 12th is International Limerick Day.

How many can you think of?

Once there was a swimmer quite nude
who's clothing by winds was strewed
saw a man come along
and unless I am wrong
you expected this line to be lewd!

[harveym]

My favorite and the answer to those who worry about appearances:

Of my features I am not a star
There are others more handsome by far
But my face I don't mind it
For I am behind it
It's the ones up in front get the jar.

[Naturist Mark]

A certain young lady from Kent
Who said that she knew what it meant

When men asked her to dine
And then plied her with wine

She knew what it meant but she went