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    What are some of your favorite "One-Liners".

    i.e., Henny Youngman's, "Take my wife , Pleeeeease!"

  • #2
    From Monty Python's Flying Circus-
    "If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

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    • #3
      ...go ahead....MAKE MY DAY........


      who else but ...Clint Eastwood

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      • #4
        I'll be back

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        • #5
          "You want something cold and full of Gin? Here, take my wife."

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          • #6
            "I am Dracula and I bid you...welcome!"

            Or

            "I never drink....wine"

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            • #7
              My wife and I sometimes ( JOKEINGLY ) say to each other as we go outside at night for a walk alone - (always nude in summer)

              "I MAY BE SOME TIME"

              "I May Be Some Time", in 1912 were the last words of Capt. L. Oates an Antarctic explorer to his party as he left their tent never to return,. The words embody the danger and mystery that fueled the allure of the poles.

              JAMES

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              • #8
                when people tell me who they are the first time...i believe them!

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                • #9
                  I don't drink anymore; I don't drink any less, either.


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                  • #10
                    The best way to avoid seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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                    • #11
                      Deep down inside, I'm really a very shallow person.

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                      • #12
                        How about the ever famous, while tugging on his necktie, "I tell ya, I don't get no respect!" Sawdust

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                        • #13
                          I'd rather have a bottle in front o' me than a frontal lobotomy.

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                          • #14
                            if you can't say anything nice! well don't say nothing at all!!

                            "love life as your a long time dead"

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                            • #15
                              "I don't know - it's a mystery."

                              From Shakespeare in Love:
                              "The natural condition is one of unsurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster, so what do we do? Nothing. Strangely enough, it all turns out well. How? I don't know - it's a mystery."

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