Do you think this 'turkey' is a Democrat?

[dancin\'bare]

Please come up with the best one-liners you can think of for this pic:

[dancin\'bare]

Please come up with the best one-liners you can think of for this pic:

[dancin\'bare]

I'll start:


At least Clinton did it in the oval office with a cow.

[hw]

The early bird gets the worm. Gobble gobble.

[Guest]

quote:

Originally posted by dancin'bare:
I'll start:


At least Clinton did it in the oval office with a cow.

Well that was pretty rude!

[gamblefish]

That's one smart turkey...no blue dress, no tell-tale stain!!!

-or-


"Geez, why can't I get Laura to do this?"

[Danee]

"Hey...ya'll....Ah'll take wut Ah kin...git!"

[shãybare]

"Still looking for weapons of Mass Destruction."

"Now do you understand why I am sparing this turkeys life?"

[dancin\'bare]

quote:

Originally posted by Cyndiannaked:

quote:

Originally posted by dancin'bare:
I'll start:


At least Clinton did it in the oval office with a cow.

Well that was pretty rude!

You are absolutely right-I should of used better
judgement before posting.I am truly sorry.

So I came up with this instead:


It's no wonder George is going down in the 'poles'.

[Nu]

After surviving the stress of the season and avoiding being someone's dinner, the turkey says "I am glad this day is over, I need a belt."

[grl66]

Listen here peckerwood, Stop hogging all the blood and let the other brain have some!

[Hooked]

"I don't want to stuff myself before the meal, I'll just have a tiny nibble."

[nudeM]

"He had an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie,........." , from Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Sorry, couldn't resist.

[NudeAl]

I've heard of chokin' your chicken but this is ridiculous!

[Guest]

quote:

Originally posted by nudeM:
"He had an itsy bitsy, teenie weenie,........." , from Yellow Polka Dot Bikini. Sorry, couldn't resist.

You've seen one of my full length frontal photos haven't you?