The New Pastor

[Chance]

The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

[Chance]

The new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. He took out a card, wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

[Sauna]

Thanks for this. Everything can be found from bible

[nimrod]

How about the quotes for those who are to lazy or just don't have a Bible.

[NudePete]

I don't usually find myself quoting the Bible. These are from the King James Version that I google'd using the passages mentioned.

Rev 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

Genesis 3:10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I [was] naked; and I hid myself.

[nimrod]

quote:

Originally posted by NudePete:


Rev 3:20 Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

Genesis 3:10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I [was] naked; and I hid myself.

Thank you NudePete, and thank you from all the nimrods of the world.

[Chance]

oops. sorry. I forgot that it did not tell 'yall what it meant.