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    I'll start this with three that I saw on the back of one car a couple of weeks ago. The whole back end was plastered with stickers.

    "Come the Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?"

    "Dyslexic Devil Worahippers Sell Their Soul To Santa"

    "Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?"

  • #2
    Typo

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    • #3
      If you can read this, you are following too close.

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      • #4
        I may be slow but I am ahead of you.

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        • #5
          I brake for hallucinations.

          Eschew obfuscitation.

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          • #6
            I think I remember seeing one that said:

            Never Drive Faster Than Your Guardian Angel Can Fly!

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            • #7
              quit riding my ***..or I'll flick a booger on you.

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              • #8
                DO YOU BELEIVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH? MESS WITH MY TRUCK AND FIND OUT!!!!!!

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                • #9
                  Of ALL the things I've LOST I miss MY MIND the most!

                  Honk one more time and I'll stop!

                  N.B.A.=Naked Bikers Association

                  I believe in Unicorns, Fairies, Honest Politicians and other Mythical Creatures!

                  What no Vaseline?

                  If you aren't nude don't lean on this truck!

                  God is coming ... and boy is SHE pissed!

                  Caution Blonde driver!

                  As a matter of fact I DO ride a Broom!

                  What Else?!

                  Fight Terrorism - Fly Naked!

                  Ok, we admit it, the Marines are a department of the Navy.
                  THE MEN'S DEPARTMENT!

                  1 Target + 1 Sniper = Mission Accomplished

                  What if The Hokey-Pokey really is what it's all about?

                  Duh!

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                  • #10
                    YES...this is my pickup truck...and NO...you can't borrow it to move

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                    • #11
                      GO NUDE AZ, I DO!

                      I'd Rather Be SKINNY DIPPING!

                      Get Naked, Get a Life at Shangri La Ranch

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                      • #12
                        The Indian name for Illegal Immigration: WHITE PEOPLE

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                        • #13
                          I love Alberta Beef

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                          • #14
                            I've got one for next week. Remind me to remember it then.

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                            • #15
                              Try This

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