How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Qikdraw]

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

[Qikdraw]

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

[Liam]

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Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Snork!

[Fuzzy Nuts]

I hope most of the Republicans and while doing it it short-circuits. just kidding

[barenaked1]

The effort is hindered by the prior administration. Yeah, right!

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Originally posted by Liam:

quote:

Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Snork!

[barenaked1]

Truth speaks!

quote:

Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

[Caipora]

This is from a previous scandal, but

Why don't Congressmen use bookmarks?


They just bend the pages over.

[nacktman]

Yep, none is the answer, though it's because none of'em know what a light bulb is never mind what it's for.

The whole kit and kabootle don't have enough to blow their noses, if brains is dynamite that is!

[nacktman]

Caipora, Oh, no you didn't!

[nimrod]

None. Bush Administration officials do not screw, they propogate.

One, but than he makes laws to protect the light bulbs.

[nifocinphx]

FUNNY!!!

[Boreas]

quote:

Originally posted by Qikdraw:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Good one!

[fred950]

None!!! They will just get their illegal alien housekeepper to do it!

[nudebushwalker]

Potential compost...

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[jmf]

None - George W realised very quickly that there isn't enough room inside a light bulb.