A cute one...

[nacktman]

A man went to the doctor and said, "when I got up this morning I instinctively put on a pair white gloves and called my wife Minnie. On the way to work I couldn't syop singing, 'Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go.' And at the office I called my boss Grumpy. What's the matter with me?"
"Isn't it obvious?" the doctor said. "You're having Disney spells."

[nimrod]

Very funny! More, more.

[nudenwv]

that is a good one! enjoyed it!!

[fred950]

Oh, THAT Henny Youngman!!!

[nacktman]

An American History teacher, lecturing the class on the Puritans asked, "What sort of people were punished in the stocks?"

To which a small voice from the back of the room responded, "The small investor."