The best husband a woman can have...

[nacktman]

An Archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.



*Please add your own "Best Husband" line.

[missCarol]

A Preacher is the best husband a woman can have: he only speaks to her for an hour each week.

[usmc1]

A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:

1 - Women, and 2 - Fractions.

[Nu]

An accountant is the best husband, a woman can have.

She may grow old, but she will not lose her balance.