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On a weekend or when not working, about 3 seconds. Kick off the flip flops, throw off the shirt and drop the shorts...done. My Rule of Three, never wear more than 3 things. On a work day, since I have to be in a suit and tie, it feels like it takes forever to get naked. It's a struggle to get that crap off as quickly as possible.
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Seconds ... literally ... seconds! I live by the Rule of Three. Shirt, shorts flip flops or slip on shoes. 99.9% of the time ... I'm driving barefoot and when I get home, if I'm not already naked while driving, I usually am naked before I get in the house. On those rare occasions where I do have to wear a suit and tie, I takes me less than 30 seconds to strip. It all goes in a pile to the dry cleaners except for my shoes and socks.
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I know I know - shoes count as 1 item because they are a 'pair'. But that is even more confusing. You also have 'pairs' of pants and 'pairs' of underwear. Every 'pair' of pants I own are actually just a single item. I can buy underwear in 3-packs that say "three pairs of briefs" right on the package, but there aren't six in there. OK, one "pair" of pants has a pair of legs on them - but a pair of 'tighty whitey' briefs don't. Long sleeve shirts have a pair of arms, but you don't call it a 'pair' of shirts. A 'pair' of sunglasses is a single item, but it has a pair of lenses and a pair of arms, but we only call it a 'pair', not two pairs.
Another reason not to wear clothes - too confusing.
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Several years ago, a nudist friend on another site posted a story about he and his wife and this game they play when it comes to getting undressed after a period of wearing clothes, no matter how short a period it is. One or the other will emerge from wherever to claim "I win!" to the other that may still have some article of clothing on. Nowadays, more times than not, The Prof emerges from most anywhere, here at home and shouts ... "I win!" ... and I'm pretty damn fast at getting naked as soon as we get home!
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