How long does it take to get undressed?

[Biker]

Less then a minute. Sometimes in the driveway before I get to the door.

[nudeyooper]

No matter how fast, it often does not feel fast enough. I found that I can be nude in my very public corner yard by laying in my hammock. Getting the shorts off took a lot longer than getting them back on.

[soundman]

4 seconds.