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    NEW DRUG

    The trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

    Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

    Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

    MOUNT & DO.

  • #2
    Go Pepsi !!!!!

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    • #3
      gamblefish -
      Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

      It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".
      That just makes me crackup

      JAMES

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      • #4
        Gamble...

        They already have Viagra Soft Tabs [a semi soft or liquid gel]. Stick it under you tounge to work in half the time or less than swallowing the blue Pill. No pouring no mixing no fuss, just like old fashion times.

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        • #5
          Ok I'm off the floor now

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          • #6
            That was just too good Gamblefish. I turned it into a text doc.and sent it too all my understanding freinds on E-mail. Thanks for posting it.
            Nudeinbama

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            • #7
              As someone on this forum told me the other day:
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              • #8
                wow! will have to watch what drink i order when going to the next party!

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