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    Ok, let's start the one liners going.
    (add your one-liner)

    Q: Why do married men die before their wives?

    A: Because they want to!

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    WIFE VS. HUSBAND

    A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

    An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
    concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
    sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
    "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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    • #3
      Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

      A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

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      • #4
        Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?

        A: When she starts off by saying, "A man once told me ... "

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        • #5
          Q. How any men does it take to open a beer?

          A. None. It should be open by the time she brings it.

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          • #6
            A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.

            The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

            The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

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            • #7
              Q. Why do men break wind more than women?

              A. Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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              • #8
                quote:
                Originally posted by grl66:
                Q. Why do men break wind more than women?

                A. Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.



                Oh yeaaaa!!!!!Good One!!!

                ( Expect Retaliation on that one)

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                • #9
                  God may have created man before woman,

                  but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.


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                  • #10
                    Creation hey krc? Hmmm, how about this for a theory.

                    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
                    Then God created Man and rested.
                    Then God created Woman.
                    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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                    • #11
                      grl66
                      I cannot argue with that.

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                      • #12
                        Q: How can you tell a couple is lost?

                        A: She's holding the map and trying to navigate.

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