Gender Battles

[nacktman]

Ok, let's start the one liners going.
(add your one-liner)

Q: Why do married men die before their wives?

A: Because they want to!

[krcNY]

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to
concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

[krcNY]

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

[nacktman]

Q: How can you tell when a woman is about to say something smart?

A: When she starts off by saying, "A man once told me ... "

[grl66]

Q. How any men does it take to open a beer?

A. None. It should be open by the time she brings it.

[krcNY]

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

[grl66]

Q. Why do men break wind more than women?

A. Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

[EricNY]

quote:

Originally posted by grl66:
Q. Why do men break wind more than women?

A. Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

Oh yeaaaa!!!!!Good One!!!

( Expect Retaliation on that one)

[krcNY]

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

[grl66]

Creation hey krc? Hmmm, how about this for a theory.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[krcNY]

grl66
I cannot argue with that.

[nacktman]

Q: How can you tell a couple is lost?

A: She's holding the map and trying to navigate.