SCUD

[nacktman]

Remember folks today is Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama Day.

Evidently this day and its celebration are lost on some, pity.

For the rest of us, let's party.

Who wants to offer the first joke?


"There was a man from Nantuckett ...

[Naturist Mark]

"There was a man from Nantuckett ...

who carried his brains in a bucket ...

[earthpassenger(Kevin)]

There was a man who ate bran
And then he went to the can.

[usmc1]

And leave us not forget that afflicted gent from Trent.

[earthpassenger(Kevin)]

There was a man from Piscataway
And one who came from thataway.

There's a bar in Poughkeepsie
Where people get tipsy.

There was a man from Schenectady
Who couldn't pronounce it correctly.

There was a kid born in Ulan Bator
Who'd never been there before!

There's a guy from Arkansas
Who's on his way to your Kansas!

[earthpassenger(Kevin)]

There was a man from Nantucket
Who had to go to Siam to get to Phuket.

[earthpassenger(Kevin)]

She sold seashells in the Seychelles
And darned dirndls by the Dardanelles.

[Buff Man in MI]

Two men ran into a bar...You would've thought the second one would've ducked!

What did Dracula say to his wife whenever she wanted to go out for the evening? "Let's just hang around the house tonight."






"A man, a plan, a canal, Panama."

[nacktman]

Two Irish men walked passed a bar.