Some interesting questions about TV

[a1922stanley]

I have a few questions for everyone to ponder. Some of these I think are very important and need some deep thought into answering them.

1) If they can build hutts, hammocks, plates, and the Professor can do Chemestry experments, WHY didn't the Professor, the Skipper and Gilligan simpilly fix the Minno and sail off the issland?

2) Who installed the Bat Phone in the Bat Cave for Batman?

3) When Clark Kent turns into Superman where does he keep his Clark Kent suit?

4) Who taught Mr. Ed to talk?

5) Why is it when Captian Kirk and his crew beam down to a planet that we have never been before that they speak speak English?

6) Where does Clark kent take his Superman outfit to be cleaned?

7) Why can't Commisioner Gorden tell that Batman and Bruce Wayne have the same voice?

8) In the Addam's Family house, what does "Thing" eat?

9) Why do Kiligon's have that buldge on their forehead in the movies and not on the original show?

10) Where does Batman take the Batmobile for a tune up and oil change?


11) Who taught Scooby Doo to talk?

12) Why desen't Dr. David Banner prescribe Anger Management classes for himself to controll the Incredible Hulk?

13) Who is the chief engineer on The Love Boat?

14) Does Steve Austin come in for a 5000 mile checkup on his bionic legs, arm and eye?

15) When all their products malfunctioning on him, why does Whillie E. Coyote keep useing ACME?

Just wondering about some of these very important question's

[a1922stanley]

I have a few questions for everyone to ponder. Some of these I think are very important and need some deep thought into answering them.

1) If they can build hutts, hammocks, plates, and the Professor can do Chemestry experments, WHY didn't the Professor, the Skipper and Gilligan simpilly fix the Minno and sail off the issland?

2) Who installed the Bat Phone in the Bat Cave for Batman?

3) When Clark Kent turns into Superman where does he keep his Clark Kent suit?

4) Who taught Mr. Ed to talk?

5) Why is it when Captian Kirk and his crew beam down to a planet that we have never been before that they speak speak English?

6) Where does Clark kent take his Superman outfit to be cleaned?

7) Why can't Commisioner Gorden tell that Batman and Bruce Wayne have the same voice?

8) In the Addam's Family house, what does "Thing" eat?

9) Why do Kiligon's have that buldge on their forehead in the movies and not on the original show?

10) Where does Batman take the Batmobile for a tune up and oil change?


11) Who taught Scooby Doo to talk?

12) Why desen't Dr. David Banner prescribe Anger Management classes for himself to controll the Incredible Hulk?

13) Who is the chief engineer on The Love Boat?

14) Does Steve Austin come in for a 5000 mile checkup on his bionic legs, arm and eye?

15) When all their products malfunctioning on him, why does Whillie E. Coyote keep useing ACME?

Just wondering about some of these very important question's

[a1922stanley]

And yes, I spelled all thoes words wrong on purpose!

[missouriboy]

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Originally posted by a1922stanley:
[qb] 15) When all their products malfunctioning on him, why does Whillie E. Coyote keep useing ACME?[/qb]

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If he has the money to buy all those products, why doesn't he just eat in a restaurant?

[TXK NUDE]

Cartoon Network answers this question...it was a kickback...ACME provided the props in return for Wiley's "super genious" endorsement!

[Abiqua]

Great questions!
8) In the Addam's Family house, what does "Thing" eat?
Finger food.

Sorry that I can't answer any of the others.

[Guest]

What I would like to know is: What caused the Klingons to mutate so drastically in the short time from Captain Kirk to Captain Pecard's time? The one's in Captain Kirk's time looked quite human.

[nudeM]

Concerning Gilligan, why would you repair an old ship when you can have Ginger and Mary Ann all to yourself on a stranded island? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Doug H]

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[qb] What I would like to know is: What caused the Klingons to mutate so drastically in the short time from Captain Kirk to Captain Pecard's time? The one's in Captain Kirk's time looked quite human. [/qb]

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Because they could?

OK, I'll be serious for a moment. By "They", I meant the series' producers who had access to better technology in the makeup and special effects departments, and possibly a bigger budget as well.

Different "universe", but this brings back memories of George Lucas's comments about the cantina scene in the original "Star Wars". He couldn't finish it the way he wanted because he ran out of money. It came time for the Jabba the Hut's throne room in "Return of the Jedi", and he not only had plenty of funding, but much better tools at his disposal.

Doug H.

[a1922stanley]

I have a few other important questions relateing only to Gilligan's Island...

If they were only going on a three hour tour...

1) Why bring all these extra clothes?

2) Why did Thurston Howell bring 10 million dollars on the boat?

3) Didn't the Skipper read the weather report?

[R.M.GREENMAN2]

Star Trek sorta touched upon the Klingon question in an episode of Deep Space Nine.
They went back in time to the original series and were added to sceens with our new fangled technology. I believe it was the "Trouble with Tribbles" episode.
One of the charactors was told that our 60's style klingon was such, so he looks at Warf and asks, "Wassup wit dat?"
Warf calmly states that "Yes! They are klingons! We don't talk about it with outsiders." [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[fred950]

Ques.16; did Lois Lane or Jimmy Olson ever notice Clark Kent's glasses didn't have glass in them? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif[/img]

[Naturist Mark]

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[qb] I have a few questions for everyone to ponder. Some of these I think are very important and need some deep thought into answering them. [/qb]

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OK, I know a few of these. And by applying my mastery of Male Answer Syndrome I can lie about some of the rest

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1) If they can build hutts, hammocks, plates, and the Professor can do Chemestry experments, WHY didn't the Professor, the Skipper and Gilligan simpilly fix the Minno and sail off the issland?
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Maybe the Professor, Skipper and Gilligan had ulterior motives.

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3) When Clark Kent turns into Superman where does he keep his Clark Kent suit?
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According to the comics, he had a pocket in his cape for them.

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4) Who taught Mr. Ed to talk?
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He learned by listening to the radio that Wilbur left in his barn.

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5) Why is it when Captian Kirk and his crew beam down to a planet that we have never been before that they speak English?
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They don't. The universal translator (which is built into their communicators) automatically provides a translation in the speaker's own voice using localized noise cancellation to 'erase' the original sound and replaces it using directional sound transmission technology. Kind of like those fancy Bose speakers for your car.

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6) Where does Clark kent take his Superman outfit to be cleaned?
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He just shakes them clean using super submolecular vibrations.

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7) Why can't Commisioner Gorden tell that Batman and Bruce Wayne have the same voice?
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Batman doesn't lisp, Bruce does.

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9) Why do Kiligon's have that buldge on their forehead in the movies and not on the original show?
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There are several different races or even species among the Klingon. The Klingon's we first saw in TOS were human citizens of the empire (which makes sense since they were the closest to human space). Worf was of the 'imperial race'. A third race was seen in the first Trek movie.

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10) Where does Batman take the Batmobile for a tune up and oil change?
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Gotham Lube

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11) Who taught Scooby Doo to talk?
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He doesn't, Shaggy and the gang are just so stoned that they think he is talking.

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12) Why desen't Dr. David Banner prescribe Anger Management classes for himself to controll the Incredible Hulk?
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Did you see the movie 'Anger Management'?

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13) Who is the chief engineer on The Love Boat?
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Aaron Spelling

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14) Does Steve Austin come in for a 5000 mile checkup on his bionic legs, arm and eye?
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No, they are good for 10,000 miles. But all that jumping, lifting cars, and high speed slow motion running has caused such severe disk compression and deteriation that he has to have his spine serviced every 1000 miles.

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Just wondering about some of these very important question's [/qb]

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[WNYjoe]

The only response to these would be:

ROFLMAO. Especially with the link to ulterior motives for the Professor, Gilligan, & Skipper.

Joe

[a1922stanley]

That answeres a-lot! Thank you for clearing these questions!

Love the one about Scooby Doo!