Dang old hosers up North - spying on us!

[usmc1]

Seems the Canadians are our newest worry. First the Arabs want to destroy, the Mexicans want to overrun, Chavez wants to exorcise our devil and socialize us, and now the Canadians are spying on us.

Tis a dark lonely world for us Americans. Nary a friend to be found, anywhere!

Check your pockets my friends, you could be transmitting this very moment!

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/20...n_x.htm?csp=26

[usmc1]

Seems the Canadians are our newest worry. First the Arabs want to destroy, the Mexicans want to overrun, Chavez wants to exorcise our devil and socialize us, and now the Canadians are spying on us.

Tis a dark lonely world for us Americans. Nary a friend to be found, anywhere!

Check your pockets my friends, you could be transmitting this very moment!

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/20...n_x.htm?csp=26

[Boreas]

Watch you news......it is always Canada's fault! Apparently we trained the pilots who flew into the trade center, we brought you mad cow and of course our lumber policies are evil. That is only naming a few things!

I think you better watch when the Canada Geese are flying overhead on their way from here to more southerly climes! (they must be spies!)

[Nude in the North]

Lucky for us, the information gathered by a Canadian Coin isn't worth as much.



Steve

[alfredr]

Need to watch out when Canada geese are flying overhead anyway. They could be dropping dirty bombs.

[Boreas]

quote:

Originally posted by Nude in the North:
Lucky for us, the information gathered by a Canadian Coin isn't worth as much.



Steve

LOL. Well the coin is gaining on the US dollar!

Man, this is a "loonie" discussion.

[closetnudist]

I don't see what the fuss is all aboot. ey. If you live in the states do you need a passport yet to vist the fine casinos?

[puffledud]

quote:

Need to watch out when Canada geese are flying overhead anyway. They could be dropping dirty bombs.

Not only could, but they are. I've got the proof on my car. Now, which governmental agency should I report these birds to?

Cheers.

[Sanslines]

Guess I'll have to cancel all of my trips to Toronto..........

[NudePete]

I suspect a bugged Canadian Loonie coin could only be used to track where your pockets go...not much of a worry for nudists!

[NudePete]

quote:

Originally posted by puffledud:

quote:

Need to watch out when Canada geese are flying overhead anyway. They could be dropping dirty bombs.

Not only could, but they are. I've got the proof on my car. Now, which governmental agency should I report these birds to?

Cheers.

Homeland Security of course - dirty bombs from a foreign country!?! It sounds like a national security threat to me. Perhaps the CIA as Canada is a different country.

You might also notify Customs and Immigration. Undeclared goose meat is crossing the boarder.

Also notify the Department of Agriculture. I think those dirty bombs were sourced from agricultural products.

Finally, the Centres for Disease Control in Atlanta. Did anyone check those geese for bird flue?

Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork...perhaps you might choose to take pass on notifying anybody.

[Boreas]

quote:

Originally posted by NudePete:
I suspect a bugged Canadian Loonie coin could only be used to track where your pockets go...not much of a worry for nudists!

Not only that, once the loonie is spent, they are tracking someone else. No need to worry!