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Sent from a concerned American:
TAXES:
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
tax his
mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his
goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his
shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax
his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his
cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his
tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax
his ***
tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be
done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and
hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and
sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod
in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes
drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its
time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable
Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette
Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income
Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food
License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per
gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest
expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury
Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service
charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational
Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage
surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone
state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License
Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration Tax Well Permit
Tax Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was
the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids!!!!
What happened?
And I still have to
"press 1" for English.
TAXES:
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
tax his
mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his
goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his
shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax
his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his
cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his
tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax
his ***
tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be
done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and
hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and
sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod
in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes
drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its
time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable
Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette
Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income
Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food
License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per
gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest
expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor Tax Luxury
Taxes Marriage License Tax Medicare Tax Property Tax Real Estate Tax Service
charge taxes Social Security Tax Road usage taxes Sales Tax Recreational
Vehicle Tax School Tax State Income Tax State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes Telephone minimum usage
surcharge tax Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax Telephone
state and local tax Telephone usage charge tax Utility Taxes Vehicle License
Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft registration Tax Well Permit
Tax Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was
the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids!!!!
What happened?
And I still have to
"press 1" for English.
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