The suns finally out and I finally wrote another poem

[bigbadron091]

Well it's about time the sun finally came out here in New England, so friday morning I had some time for a walk in the woods and a little nude sunbathing in a spot I like to call my stone garden.
I also managed to find some inspiration after a little dry spell,so I wrote a new poem about it.Hope you like it.
It's entitled,

Stone Garden.

I went back to my garden today
in the brown winter woods
to sit in the sun for the first time
since the fall.

The dry crackle of last years leaves
And the dry bones of fallen branches
were all that remained
Of the year gone by.

But the sun felt fine on my skin
and a blue jay on a nearby hill
kept me company.

The remnants of snow were finally gone
and the breeze carried the earthy scent
of the new season
thru my garden.

Couldn?t think of much else to say
so I just lay back on the warm granite
and smiled to myself.

[bigbadron091]

Well it's about time the sun finally came out here in New England, so friday morning I had some time for a walk in the woods and a little nude sunbathing in a spot I like to call my stone garden.
I also managed to find some inspiration after a little dry spell,so I wrote a new poem about it.Hope you like it.
It's entitled,

Stone Garden.

I went back to my garden today
in the brown winter woods
to sit in the sun for the first time
since the fall.

The dry crackle of last years leaves
And the dry bones of fallen branches
were all that remained
Of the year gone by.

But the sun felt fine on my skin
and a blue jay on a nearby hill
kept me company.

The remnants of snow were finally gone
and the breeze carried the earthy scent
of the new season
thru my garden.

Couldn?t think of much else to say
so I just lay back on the warm granite
and smiled to myself.

[hw]

bigbadron091 I love your poetry and thoughts on the outdoors. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

My back yard is my sanctuary
A place to reflect
A place to recharge
From a day that's hectic
It was warm yesterday
85 or so
I brought out a cot
And let the breezes flow
Over my body
Like the waves
At the shore
I felt free and relaxed
At one with the earth
Tan lines fading
A spiritual rebirth

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[bigbadron091]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by hw:
[QB] bigbadron091 I love your poetry and thoughts on the outdoors. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

"My back yard is my sanctuary
A place to......"

Thanks,glad you liked it.

I like your poem
wish I were there.
I'm INCREDIBLY jealous
of where you go bare !!!

lol
I live in the city,
houses are about 25 feet apart so there's no chance of me being bare out there.

[tarsus]

i was so afraid there would be something about nantucket i almost didn't lookit.

[Naturist Mark]

A skinny-dipper from Nantucket
hid all of his clothes in a bucket
- but watching the young man
- was mischievous Miss Nan
and as for the bucket, Nantucket!

-Mark

[tarsus]

[img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] i walked into that one.

[Rex]

After Ron's beautiful thoughts, and hw's touching follow-up, I thought, I just couldn't post something flippant.

However, I didn't start it, did I Mark?

The man followed Nan to Manhasset,
For his clothes were his one earthly asset,
Nan slipped on her ***,
Dropped her prize in the grass,
So, as for the bucket, Manhasset!

[Guest]

Great poem Ron!

[Naturist Mark]

Nan's scam of the man had turned rancid
The bucket she lost while in transit
- the man made her scram
- Nan went on the lam
on a nude beach near Narragansett

[Rex]

The man took a trip to Pawtucket,
And, naturally, with him took bucket,
His dad, sly old man,
Was as cheeky as Nan,
So, as for the bucket, Pawtucket!

And Ron's probably thinking, "What a bunch of Philistines. Why do I socialise with them".

[missouriboy]

*THUNK* Ouch, That hurt!

Hey you guys, where was the mandatory seatbelt warning at the beginning of all this [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif[/img]

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[bigbadron091]

quote:

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Originally posted by Rex:
[qb] The man took a trip to Pawtucket,
And, naturally, with him took bucket,
His dad, sly old man,
Was as cheeky as Nan,
So, as for the bucket, Pawtucket!

And Ron's probably thinking, "What a bunch of Philistines. Why do I socialise with them". [/qb]

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Nope,no way no how,not at all !!!
I simply LOVE funny stuff like this.
Lymricks are way cool anyways.

There once was a man from nantucket.
Stuck his...........

O wait,better not do that one !!!!!!!

[bigbadron091]

Here's two jokes I posted on Netnude a long time ago.....

You know your a hardcore nudist when Cyndi Crawford sits down next to you naked,and all you can think about is "Wow,where'd she get that cool towel?"

And this....

Why did the alligator move to the pond with the nudist resort on shore?

He was tired of picking clothes out of his teeth !!

[bigbadron091]

Ok, alright I got this kinda' funny poem I wrote,and while we're all sitting here wearing our funny caps(And nothing else I hope !),
I'll put it up.I may have posted this here before, but here it is........
It's entitled,

A little restraint.


While at my sons birthday pool party at the local Y.M.C.A.
I was sweatin? bullets !
I said ?It just shouldn?t be so hot in here should it??
My non-nudist friend replied ? I?m hot to,I?d like to rip off my clothes !?
I almost followed my nose
I wanted to tell him ?Let?s do it !?

Being a big fat chicken though
I showed some restraint
and decided to wait.

Later,back at my house
they were all outside for a bit talking
?cept for me, being a big ole?lazy louse
I stayed in the house.

Later,I thought everyone had skipped
so I stayed inside and got ?comfortable?
if you catch my drift.

Suddenly,my friend
who hadn't left
stepped inside to use the phone
So I tried frantically to hide
my naughty bits !

I tried hard to explain my uncovered state
but his eyes held a fierce look of hate.
He said ?Buddy boy,you got some nerve !"
I told him ?I?m a nudist !?
and He replied ?O jees, I?m sorry,
I just thought you were a big fat PERV !!?

Mostly though?, it's not bad
living your life unclad
and the summers can be o so great !

Sometimes times however
It may be better
to show a little restraint.