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    Skinny Dipping

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
    horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

    The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
    as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

    On his way, he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    When came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
    skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast

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    Skinny Dipping

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

    He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
    horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

    The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
    as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

    On his way, he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    When came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
    skinny-dipping in his pond.

    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

    Moral: Old men can still think fast

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    • #3
      This is quite hilarious! Indeed, that was quick thinking on his part!

      Ken Palmer


      quote:
      Originally posted by takeitontherun:
      Skinny Dipping

      An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

      He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
      horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

      The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

      One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
      as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

      On his way, he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

      As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
      When came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
      skinny-dipping in his pond.

      He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

      One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

      The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

      Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

      Moral: Old men can still think fast

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      • #4
        This was an absolute hoot!!

        Too way cool!!

        Thanks for the laugh!!!


        Pete

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        • #5
          That was pretty funny. Thanks for sharing.

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          • #6
            quote:
            Originally posted by takeitontherun:
            Skinny Dipping

            An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.

            He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
            horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

            The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

            One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
            as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

            On his way, he grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

            As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
            When came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
            skinny-dipping in his pond.

            He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

            One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

            The old man frowned and said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

            Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."

            Moral: Old men can still think fast


            is that a true story ?

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            • #7
              Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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              • #8
                Good one I enjoyed it!

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                • #9
                  LOL, that's a very funny story! Thanks.

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                  • #10
                    That's one of the best and funniest I've heard in a while!

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                    • #11
                      LOL! Thanks!

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                      • #12
                        LOL! Best in short time. In my coutry we do not have alligators but very much skinny dipping. We have plenty of possibilities in summertime to do it on lake or seashore

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                        • #13
                          Funny story, takeit! Got any more? We all appreciate a good laugh.

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                          • #14
                            I dabble in poetry when a certain someone inspires me but i cant take credit for this, just figured i would share it. Thankx all.

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