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    Here is an email that was sent to me that I KNOW will make your day and hopefully make you laugh!

    Subject: the sunbather



    A rather well built woman spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing
    on the roof of her hotel.

    The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bikini. However on the second
    day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to
    get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there.

    She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was
    lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

    "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered, little assistant manager of the
    hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would
    very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"

    "What difference does it make?" she asked rather calmly. "No one can see
    me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

    "With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little
    man. "You are lying on the dining room skylight."

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    Here is an email that was sent to me that I KNOW will make your day and hopefully make you laugh!

    Subject: the sunbather



    A rather well built woman spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing
    on the roof of her hotel.

    The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bikini. However on the second
    day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to
    get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there.

    She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was
    lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

    "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered, little assistant manager of the
    hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would
    very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"

    "What difference does it make?" she asked rather calmly. "No one can see
    me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

    "With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little
    man. "You are lying on the dining room skylight."

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    • #3
      Nurse2b...Thanks for the funny day lightener...and be careful you rooftop sunbathers [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] Odb

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      • #4
        Youd think shed know if she was lying on a skylight compared to the usual material the roof is made out of and youd think it would be easy to find a spot up there out of view of the skylight. Besides if you dont wanna see the nudity, just dont look up [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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        • #5
          From my experience in the hotel industry, I know this tale is phony, even if she couldn't tell the difference between an asphalt roof and a smooth window pane. It's against fire safety regulations for guests to be on the roof. The only way she could be "above" the dining room is if the hotel had a public sunbathing area built up there, which would make a skylight inconceivable, as it would pose a danger to the guests who might fall through.

          As for not seeing the nudity...isn't it amazing how those that profess to not want to see nudity seem to be the ones who always see it? And they keep looking at it? Reminds me of an old Steve Martin sketch about a very religious man who goes to Vegas and then complains about the half-naked dancers at all the shows. He says, "It was painful for me to watch...as half naked men and women danced up and down...my tongue!" [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            Maybe that sunbather was a blond..Hmmm [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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            • #7
              If the hotel employed her as a floorshow, it would have cost them plenty.
              They got a ceiling show for nothing.

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              • #8
                I'm just glad to have beeen able to help lighten someone's day that may have needed to lighter and to give a chuckle to those who needed it too! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
                Enjoy life, it's too short to be so serious all the time! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]
                Have a great nude day!!
                Deb [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

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                • #9
                  nurse2be, Thanks for the laugh, I needed that. Do you have any more jokes? I agree with you 100% life is to short not to enjoy it. Again thank you [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

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                  • #10
                    Personally, I got a good little chuckle out of it, thank you for this, nice way to end my terrible day.

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                    • #11
                      Personally, I had a memorable experience with a skylight. I tried to install one in my apartment. Boy, did the lady upstairs not appreciate that at ALL! :-)

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                      • #12
                        That's a good one.....I like it [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]

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                        • #13
                          Nurse2b I remember that joke from the Benny Hill Show many yrs ago. Still funny now as it was 20 yrs ago. Thanks for the laugh!!

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