Tropical Island

[EltonJ]

Well, my wife got me the best Christmas present ever. Our own private tropical island in the U.S. Virgin Islands. It comes with a hotel, so that's a plus. She recently bought it and is trying to get the staff to go nude. She hasn't been successful, although we get our own beach to sit nude. I checked the Indecency laws in the Virgin Islands, and they don't include private islands under their law. I talked to some of the Staff, and some don't like us and some do. I included a link to an island on sale so you can get an idea of what we have. Later on, I can include some pics of the island itself.

[Noodfellaz]

I thought this was spam until I saw who it was lol now I just think you're full of baloney lol but man wouldn't a private island with a hotel be sweet

[ranul]

If it has a Hotel on the island, then it ain't to Private

[Mosquito_Bait]

You don't need to buy an island. Instead, buy a sailboat. There are still remote anchorages where there is nobody to stop you from going nude on the beach. This is especially true in the Bahamas. Seriously! You can find a 30-foot sailboat that is ready to go for such a trip for under $30K, which is about what you would pay for a new car these days. You can find sailboats that need work for a fraction of that. A boat that size typically has a cabin that has standing headroom and is large enough for a couple. Of course, I do recommend learning to handle the boat before heading out onto the ocean.

[Noodfellaz]

If it has a Hotel on the island, then it ain't to Private

It's for you, your family and 200 of your closest friends. That would be fun as hell

[EltonJ]

You don't need to buy an island. Instead, buy a sailboat. There are still remote anchorages where there is nobody to stop you from going nude on the beach. This is especially true in the Bahamas. Seriously! You can find a 30-foot sailboat that is ready to go for such a trip for under $30K, which is about what you would pay for a new car these days. You can find sailboats that need work for a fraction of that. A boat that size typically has a cabin that has standing headroom and is large enough for a couple. Of course, I do recommend learning to handle the boat before heading out onto the ocean.

Actually, that is a good idea. But this is all my wife's idea on owning a tropical island. She's the one that bought the island. And yes, sail boating might feel good and have that freedom, my wife was the one that purchased the island.

[Tanazz]

A friend bought an island on a lake in Canada. They wanted to "get away" from everybody else. It didn't work. Everybody with a boat would circle the island to see what and who was on it. They felt like Zoo animals. They sold it