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  • How to spot a forum phony...

    I have no doubt that there are many honest, mature people on this forum (clears throat), um, myself included. (coughs)

    However, if you're unfortunate enough to run into what you suspect is a phony (i.e. someone who had no choice but to come here for arousal after his mommy slapped the filter into the comp, thus obstructing all his precious porno), here are a few warning signs that the poster is just a poser...

    1. He goes over the top to emphasize his very young age...

    "So I was picking up my crayons off my messy, popsicle-stained floor when my daddy walks in without no clothes on!! He had a really hairy bum, which a child at my young age has yet to develop. I just pointed and laughed, then ventured off to the TV to watch cartoons aimed for my age group (which is very young, by the way).
    By the way, since I'm so young and naive, can anyone send me pictures of men getting erections?


    2. He posts many redundantly similar topics inquiring of rather self-evident subjects...

    Topic A.-What happens when I jack off?
    Topic B.-Is jacking off wrong?
    Topic C.-Embarassing jack-off story...
    Topic D.-Can girls jack off?
    Topic E.-Poll: Who has jacked off at a beach?


    3.His posts totally contradict themselves...

    Post A.-"My mum would totally freak out if she found out I slept naked. She'd send me to the orphanage for sure!"
    Post B. (1 day later)-"My mum, dad, and I just got back from the nude beach. We then decided to watch a flick naked..."
    Post C. (An hour later)-"My mum caught me running in the buff from the WC to my bedroom. Boy, did she give me grief!"
    (P.S. Either our hero is lying, or he has a very schitzophrenic mother!!)


    4. The most obvious sign that the poster is a phony--his stories are erotic in nature...

    "I have a really embarrassing story to tell you! I was at the nude beach, then I saw this fine chick! Next thing you know, I was ///////////////////, and then she ///////////////////////////////////, then I just grabbed her and /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////..." Well, folks, you get the picture here.


    Hopefully these tips will be of some use in catching the imposters. Good luck!!

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    I have no doubt that there are many honest, mature people on this forum (clears throat), um, myself included. (coughs)

    However, if you're unfortunate enough to run into what you suspect is a phony (i.e. someone who had no choice but to come here for arousal after his mommy slapped the filter into the comp, thus obstructing all his precious porno), here are a few warning signs that the poster is just a poser...

    1. He goes over the top to emphasize his very young age...

    "So I was picking up my crayons off my messy, popsicle-stained floor when my daddy walks in without no clothes on!! He had a really hairy bum, which a child at my young age has yet to develop. I just pointed and laughed, then ventured off to the TV to watch cartoons aimed for my age group (which is very young, by the way).
    By the way, since I'm so young and naive, can anyone send me pictures of men getting erections?


    2. He posts many redundantly similar topics inquiring of rather self-evident subjects...

    Topic A.-What happens when I jack off?
    Topic B.-Is jacking off wrong?
    Topic C.-Embarassing jack-off story...
    Topic D.-Can girls jack off?
    Topic E.-Poll: Who has jacked off at a beach?


    3.His posts totally contradict themselves...

    Post A.-"My mum would totally freak out if she found out I slept naked. She'd send me to the orphanage for sure!"
    Post B. (1 day later)-"My mum, dad, and I just got back from the nude beach. We then decided to watch a flick naked..."
    Post C. (An hour later)-"My mum caught me running in the buff from the WC to my bedroom. Boy, did she give me grief!"
    (P.S. Either our hero is lying, or he has a very schitzophrenic mother!!)


    4. The most obvious sign that the poster is a phony--his stories are erotic in nature...

    "I have a really embarrassing story to tell you! I was at the nude beach, then I saw this fine chick! Next thing you know, I was ///////////////////, and then she ///////////////////////////////////, then I just grabbed her and /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////..." Well, folks, you get the picture here.


    Hopefully these tips will be of some use in catching the imposters. Good luck!!

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    • #3
      I'd add

      5) Their spelling and grammar is usually atrocious. People pretending to be young people usually underestimate the language skills of such people and end up looking like idiots.

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      • #4
        That's hilarious and so true...I can't believe how stupid and obvious some people can be...but then again I would rather them be obvious than insidious.

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        • #5
          Here is my 2 bits worth...if one should suspect someone is a phony...report that person to the staff...all the People in charge are really great about taking care of these people...

          Also if someone is refusing to follow the rules of common sence, also tell these guys...all it takes is one jerk to ruin this BB for the rest of us [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif[/img]

          *Note, common sence includes not using CAPS When WE are Posting something on this BB for our entire posting [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif[/img]

          Another, is posting website addies that lead to porn sites [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_mad.gif[/img]

          Thanks Aaron, Bart and whomever else I left out... [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

          Greensunshine in the Pacific NW [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

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          • #6
            Some people are very bad speller's like me so don't count on that as a give away. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img]

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            • #7
              It sickens me when I see people come to ClothesFree for purposes of pleasure. They are the reason why there is this horrible stereotype that all nudists are sickos. Impure minds are ruining all the pure things we take for granted. Are people ever going to realize that this is a website for people who enjoy the lifestyle of nudism and naturism, and not pornographic?

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              • #8
                quote:
                Originally posted by S.M.A.:
                [qb] It sickens me when I see people come to ClothesFree for purposes of pleasure.... [/qb]
                OK, this is naughty. I tried to resist, really I did. Maybe not very hard, and maybe not for more than about three seconds, but I kinda, sorta tried to restrain myself.

                Why would anyone spend time in this or any other forum except for pleasure? If we're not enjoying it, why do it? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

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                • #9
                  Responding to luvnaturism:

                  I meant to say sexual pleasure. I mean, it's okay to come to ClothesFree for the fun of it, but if there's an ulterior motive, than we have problems. I hope that clears any confusion.

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                  • #10
                    Sure, no problem. I tried to be clear that I was just pulling your leg. What you intended to say was plain enough.

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                    • #11
                      I posted this before on a thread that eventually got deleted, so I wanted to get this back out there.

                      Raised-By-She_Wolf is my *******' HERO!!!

                      Now excuse me while I go pick up my crayons.

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