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I have no doubt that there are many honest, mature people on this forum (clears throat), um, myself included. (coughs)
However, if you're unfortunate enough to run into what you suspect is a phony (i.e. someone who had no choice but to come here for arousal after his mommy slapped the filter into the comp, thus obstructing all his precious porno), here are a few warning signs that the poster is just a poser...
1. He goes over the top to emphasize his very young age...
"So I was picking up my crayons off my messy, popsicle-stained floor when my daddy walks in without no clothes on!! He had a really hairy bum, which a child at my young age has yet to develop. I just pointed and laughed, then ventured off to the TV to watch cartoons aimed for my age group (which is very young, by the way).
By the way, since I'm so young and naive, can anyone send me pictures of men getting erections?
2. He posts many redundantly similar topics inquiring of rather self-evident subjects...
Topic A.-What happens when I jack off?
Topic B.-Is jacking off wrong?
Topic C.-Embarassing jack-off story...
Topic D.-Can girls jack off?
Topic E.-Poll: Who has jacked off at a beach?
3.His posts totally contradict themselves...
Post A.-"My mum would totally freak out if she found out I slept naked. She'd send me to the orphanage for sure!"
Post B. (1 day later)-"My mum, dad, and I just got back from the nude beach. We then decided to watch a flick naked..."
Post C. (An hour later)-"My mum caught me running in the buff from the WC to my bedroom. Boy, did she give me grief!"
(P.S. Either our hero is lying, or he has a very schitzophrenic mother!!)
4. The most obvious sign that the poster is a phony--his stories are erotic in nature...
"I have a really embarrassing story to tell you! I was at the nude beach, then I saw this fine chick! Next thing you know, I was ///////////////////, and then she ///////////////////////////////////, then I just grabbed her and /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////..." Well, folks, you get the picture here.
Hopefully these tips will be of some use in catching the imposters. Good luck!!
However, if you're unfortunate enough to run into what you suspect is a phony (i.e. someone who had no choice but to come here for arousal after his mommy slapped the filter into the comp, thus obstructing all his precious porno), here are a few warning signs that the poster is just a poser...
1. He goes over the top to emphasize his very young age...
"So I was picking up my crayons off my messy, popsicle-stained floor when my daddy walks in without no clothes on!! He had a really hairy bum, which a child at my young age has yet to develop. I just pointed and laughed, then ventured off to the TV to watch cartoons aimed for my age group (which is very young, by the way).
By the way, since I'm so young and naive, can anyone send me pictures of men getting erections?
2. He posts many redundantly similar topics inquiring of rather self-evident subjects...
Topic A.-What happens when I jack off?
Topic B.-Is jacking off wrong?
Topic C.-Embarassing jack-off story...
Topic D.-Can girls jack off?
Topic E.-Poll: Who has jacked off at a beach?
3.His posts totally contradict themselves...
Post A.-"My mum would totally freak out if she found out I slept naked. She'd send me to the orphanage for sure!"
Post B. (1 day later)-"My mum, dad, and I just got back from the nude beach. We then decided to watch a flick naked..."
Post C. (An hour later)-"My mum caught me running in the buff from the WC to my bedroom. Boy, did she give me grief!"
(P.S. Either our hero is lying, or he has a very schitzophrenic mother!!)
4. The most obvious sign that the poster is a phony--his stories are erotic in nature...
"I have a really embarrassing story to tell you! I was at the nude beach, then I saw this fine chick! Next thing you know, I was ///////////////////, and then she ///////////////////////////////////, then I just grabbed her and /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////..." Well, folks, you get the picture here.
Hopefully these tips will be of some use in catching the imposters. Good luck!!
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