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    NEWS: The Florida Flasher Finally Busted By Police MIBS
    The S.I.N. ~ sHaMoZzLe International News ~ Friday 2nd April 2006

    Yesterday afternoon a 32 year old male kown as "The Florida Flasher", was finally arrested after two girls were able to produce photographic evidence to the Police without the aid of a camera. The Police were able to obtain a pixilated M.I. (Memory Image) photo identification from the minds of the girls with the use of MIBS (Memory Image Brain Scans) which are currently still being tested.

    Police are rumoured to be currently in negotiation with the wholesaler of the MR-BSU which produces MIBS, which will supersede the traditional Lie Detector, making it redundant. The MR-BSU is capable of dispatching a electronic signal containing a person's memories and converting them into an ADF (Audiovisual Data File) to be viewed on a PC screen, creating snapshots from inside the mind, with the use of electrodes and incredible software.

    This new electronic brain imaging & mind reading technology will be known as "Mibbing", which derives from the official abbreviated terminology of MIBS (Memory Image Brain Scans), which has been referred to as "The Invisible Camera".. with 97.1% accuracy in reading your thoughts and memories, but the images produced are of a poor quality and low resolution, similar to a 0.3 mega pixel camera, but perfect for assisting an arrest.

    The MR-BSU was originally designed for medical practice and psychological analysis rather than law enforcement and recording your sexual memories for all to see!

    Very soon this new age technological, scientific breakthrough will be able to download your own memories from your mind to your home computer, with the HC model of the MR-BSU.. a revolutionary Memory Imaging version that simply plugs into your USB port.

    Get ready to add another word to your everyday conversations.. "Have you seen my holiday MIBS or M.I.'s?".. you'll no longer need a digital or video camera when you go on holidays, you'll be "Mibbing" instead, where your eyes will capture the images into your memory, like they have always done, and transfer them with your very own Mind Downloading Station.. recently an astonished public audience witnessed a doctor demonstrating the HC model MR-BSU.. it's all now only a click away...

    http://www.shamozzle.com/homepcbrainscannerintro.html

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    NEWS: The Florida Flasher Finally Busted By Police MIBS
    The S.I.N. ~ sHaMoZzLe International News ~ Friday 2nd April 2006

    Yesterday afternoon a 32 year old male kown as "The Florida Flasher", was finally arrested after two girls were able to produce photographic evidence to the Police without the aid of a camera. The Police were able to obtain a pixilated M.I. (Memory Image) photo identification from the minds of the girls with the use of MIBS (Memory Image Brain Scans) which are currently still being tested.

    Police are rumoured to be currently in negotiation with the wholesaler of the MR-BSU which produces MIBS, which will supersede the traditional Lie Detector, making it redundant. The MR-BSU is capable of dispatching a electronic signal containing a person's memories and converting them into an ADF (Audiovisual Data File) to be viewed on a PC screen, creating snapshots from inside the mind, with the use of electrodes and incredible software.

    This new electronic brain imaging & mind reading technology will be known as "Mibbing", which derives from the official abbreviated terminology of MIBS (Memory Image Brain Scans), which has been referred to as "The Invisible Camera".. with 97.1% accuracy in reading your thoughts and memories, but the images produced are of a poor quality and low resolution, similar to a 0.3 mega pixel camera, but perfect for assisting an arrest.

    The MR-BSU was originally designed for medical practice and psychological analysis rather than law enforcement and recording your sexual memories for all to see!

    Very soon this new age technological, scientific breakthrough will be able to download your own memories from your mind to your home computer, with the HC model of the MR-BSU.. a revolutionary Memory Imaging version that simply plugs into your USB port.

    Get ready to add another word to your everyday conversations.. "Have you seen my holiday MIBS or M.I.'s?".. you'll no longer need a digital or video camera when you go on holidays, you'll be "Mibbing" instead, where your eyes will capture the images into your memory, like they have always done, and transfer them with your very own Mind Downloading Station.. recently an astonished public audience witnessed a doctor demonstrating the HC model MR-BSU.. it's all now only a click away...

    http://www.shamozzle.com/homepcbrainscannerintro.html

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    • #3
      This adds a totally new and dangerous dimension to the term "Big brother is watching you!".

      I guess in the interest of solving a crime, especially those of capitol offense this may be landmark in its ability to bring a case to closure. But will it stop there? Will we be so interrogated for a speeding ticket?

      Certain sex acts between married partners are illegal in some states, but could this be used in divorce proceedings as well as other criminal charges ?

      The point is where do we define the line to be drawn? The constitution provides us the ability to not stand witness against yourself but then there are others that can stand witness against you over what is actually trivial infractions.

      Nothing surprises me anymore.

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      • #4
        I suspect that the fact this article is dated soon after April 1 may be related to how much you really need to believe that it is true. I do not think this is something you need to worry about in the near future--or even to far future.

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        • #5
          Hey Merv, you are a nudist. Why were you thinking of a clothed woman's breasts?

          Please follow his link.

          Bob S.

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