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  • One Flaw in Women

    I posted this in the womens only forums and received some PM's from a couple guys who could not reply on that part of the forums.

    So here it is...and we can hear your views on this topic.

    THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

    By the time the Lord made woman,
    He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
    An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
    And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything
    with only two hands."

    The angel was astounded at the requirements.
    "Only two hands!? No way!
    And that's just on the standard model?
    That's too much work for one day.
    Wait until tomorrow to finish."

    But I won't," the Lord protested.
    "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
    She already heals herself when she is sick
    AND can work 18 hour days."

    The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
    "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

    "She is soft," the Lord agreed,
    "but I have also made her tough.
    You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

    "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

    The Lord replied,
    "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

    The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
    "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
    I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

    "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected,
    "that's a tear!"
    "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

    The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
    grief and her pride." The angel was impressed.
    "You are a genius, Lord.
    You thought of everything!
    Woman is truly amazing."

    And she is!
    Women have strengths that amaze men.
    They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
    but they hold happiness, love and joy.
    They smile when they want to scream.
    They sing when they want to cry.
    They cry when they are happy
    and laugh when they are nervous.
    They fight for what they believe in.
    They stand up to injustice.
    They don't take "no" for an answer
    when they believe there is a better solution.
    They go without so their family can have.
    They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
    They love unconditionally.
    They cry when their children excel
    and cheer when their friends get awards.
    They are happy when they hear about
    a birth or a wedding.
    Their hearts break when a friend dies.
    They grieve at the loss of a family member,
    yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
    Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
    They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
    to show how much they care about you.
    The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
    They bring joy, hope and love.
    They have compassion and ideals.
    They give moral support to their family and friends.
    Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

    HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
    IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

  • #2
    I posted this in the womens only forums and received some PM's from a couple guys who could not reply on that part of the forums.

    So here it is...and we can hear your views on this topic.

    THE ONE FLAW IN WOMEN

    By the time the Lord made woman,
    He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
    An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
    And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything
    with only two hands."

    The angel was astounded at the requirements.
    "Only two hands!? No way!
    And that's just on the standard model?
    That's too much work for one day.
    Wait until tomorrow to finish."

    But I won't," the Lord protested.
    "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
    She already heals herself when she is sick
    AND can work 18 hour days."

    The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
    "But you have made her so soft, Lord."

    "She is soft," the Lord agreed,
    "but I have also made her tough.
    You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."

    "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.

    The Lord replied,
    "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."

    The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
    "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
    I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."

    "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected,
    "that's a tear!"
    "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.

    The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her
    grief and her pride." The angel was impressed.
    "You are a genius, Lord.
    You thought of everything!
    Woman is truly amazing."

    And she is!
    Women have strengths that amaze men.
    They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
    but they hold happiness, love and joy.
    They smile when they want to scream.
    They sing when they want to cry.
    They cry when they are happy
    and laugh when they are nervous.
    They fight for what they believe in.
    They stand up to injustice.
    They don't take "no" for an answer
    when they believe there is a better solution.
    They go without so their family can have.
    They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
    They love unconditionally.
    They cry when their children excel
    and cheer when their friends get awards.
    They are happy when they hear about
    a birth or a wedding.
    Their hearts break when a friend dies.
    They grieve at the loss of a family member,
    yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
    Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
    They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
    to show how much they care about you.
    The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
    They bring joy, hope and love.
    They have compassion and ideals.
    They give moral support to their family and friends.
    Women have vital things to say and everything to give.

    HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
    IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

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    • #3
      I like so many guys everywhere have my share of complaints and women troubles, but this that you have posted is all quite true of you Wonderful women everywhere.Thank GOD for your existence here on earth.Well written and thanks for sharing it.
      Nudeinbama

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      • #4
        I am sorry but am I the only man here who thinks this post suggests that only women feel this way? I would perhaps suggest that this how any sensitive person feels, and this can actually include men!

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        • #5
          i believe this post is one of the best i have read in a long time. i also believe that one of the reasons we keep women around is so we can look better because without them we ain't really pretty. but then again we aren't supposed to be pretty, are we? stay nude and stay happy---pahjo

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          • #6
            quote:
            Originally posted by deejay-gee:
            I am sorry but am I the only man here who thinks this post suggests that only women feel this way? I would perhaps suggest that this how any sensitive person feels, and this can actually include men!


            This was an email sent to me by my sister when I was going through a rough spell. When I start to feel a little unappreciated, I take it out and read it. I am all I am because I have such a wonderful family. I do try to do more than I should and still feel like I need to do more. As wonderful as my family is, there are outside factors that play on my Self-Worth and this tends to set me straight again.

            Yes it can apply to men, but I received it as a pick me up.

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            • #7
              I immediately thought of my mother when I read that. It described her very well--especially the part about making sacrifices for me.

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              • #8
                Thank you very much for the post. I enjoyed this and have passed it along to some of my non-nudist friends.

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                • #9
                  quote:
                  Originally posted by deejay-gee:
                  I am sorry but am I the only man here who thinks this post suggests that only women feel this way? I would perhaps suggest that this how any sensitive person feels, and this can actually include men!


                  Agreed, DJG.

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