"Streak"

[Pieguy]

Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow.

[Pieguy]

Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow.

[PascoDoug]

quote:

Originally posted by Pieguy:
Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow.

And?

[Guest]

quote:

Originally posted by PascoDoug:

quote:

Originally posted by Pieguy:
Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow.

And?

...AND then the police came, and Pieguy was arrested for lewd and lacivious behavior, arrested, and then released due to his youthful age. AND then he appeared on all of Australia's talk shows AND was on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald. AND then he became a famous naturist personality and the first nude pop idol from Down Under.
Amen.

[KetchumMaine]

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Originally posted by Journeyman:

quote:

Originally posted by PascoDoug:

quote:

Originally posted by Pieguy:
Last night I realised that my pillow was in the car for reasons too complicated to go into. Now I could have just borrowed a pillow but common sense was on a late lunch break, so I went outside, in the dead of night, completely nude to get my pillow.

And?

...AND then the police came, and Pieguy was arrested for lewd and lacivious behavior, arrested, and then released due to his youthful age. AND then he appeared on all of Australia's talk shows AND was on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald. AND then he became a famous naturist personality and the first nude pop idol from Down Under.
Amen.

I saw him being interviewed by Regis Philbin this morning. I hear that he is going to be on the Leno show tonight.


But seriously, considering his previous posts, I am sure that this was a big step for Pieguy. I just hope that he doesn't get into "streaking" for the wrong reasons. The exhileration of doing something without being caught can sosmtimes be attractive to some people, but streaking tends to be more exhibitionistic.

[SunnyB]

I have just now been outdoors and shoveled some snow, naked... what a sense!! ....you can do everything nude...

[PascoDoug]

Pieguy, as I am sure you know, I was just being fascetious. I know how daring it must have felt to retrieve your pillow nude. When I was your age I used to occasionally sneak outside at night and walk around naked just for fun - not too far from the house tho!

And when our neighbors (who were good friends) were out of town I'd slip over and skinny dip in their pool.

[KetchumMaine]

The Daily
In publication since 11:10am
‘PIEGUY’ Streaks
It is often said that there is nothing to watch on television, however, for residents of one Australian neighborhood, entertainment was just outside their windows. A teenager known only as “Pieguy” was seen streaking through his yard last evening. Neighbors state that he ran to the family vehicle parked in the driveway, then returned to the house carrying a pillow. Mrs. Windsor, a neighbor, states that “Pieguy” appeared to be tired and nervous but determined to complete the task at hand. Another neighbor, who wished not to be identified, stated that he has seen “Pieguy” around the neighborhood often and that he seemed a decent lad.

As always, there are those who think that a nude teen in the neighborhood is up to mischief. Police report one caller complaining that a nude teen was “prancing around the neighborhood” and she was afraid that the little children next door would see the teen. Police responded immediately with helicopters and a team of tracking dogs in an effort to preserve the peace. “Pieguy” was finally apprehended, found sleeping peacefully using the very pillow he had retrieved from the vehicle. A tactical team burst into his bedroom and forced him from his home at gunpoint. The pillow was confiscated as evidence. “Pieguy” was then brought to police headquarters and booked for lewd and lascivious behavior. He spent the night nude in jail and was released early this morning to his parent’s custody. “Pieguy” was very appreciative to the police for allowing him to remain nude while locked up. He stated that he has been trying to be nude more often and this was a great excuse for him to do so. Luckily, it was a slow night, so he had a jail cell to himself. When asked to explain his actions, his parents stated “he just forgot his pillow, so he went out to get it”.

Meanwhile, police are still investigating the incident. They have spent all night and most of the morning taking pictures from various angles and conducting simulated recreations of the event in an effort to successfully prosecute “Pieguy”. The biggest question at this time is why he is named “Pieguy”. There were no pies in the home and police found no evidence that pies had been made nor consumed recently. “Pieguy” refuses to explain the rationale for the name so, the mystery may never be solved.

[MJ_KC]

We will probably find out that he is going to do a remake of the old comedy song called "The Streak".

[KetchumMaine]

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Originally posted by MJ_KC:
We will probably find out that he is going to do a remake of the old comedy song called "The Streak".

That song isn't THAT old. Ray Stevens is still performing it.


Don't look Ethyl!!!!

[fred950]

Oh, the things I've done in the 'dead of the night'...('wee hours of the morning' is more like it) Retrieve the morning newspaper off the front porch. Step on to the back porch when I let my dog out, as well as gather the trash for collection. Just sit in the back yard to enjoy the stars. All nude. Of course, when I'm at the campgrounds I do EVERYTHING nude anyway.

In my younger days, I did go streaking on more that one occasion.

[Pieguy]

quote:

Originally posted by KetchumMaine:
The Daily
In publication since 11:10am
‘PIEGUY’ Streaks
It is often said that there is nothing to watch on television, however, for residents of one Australian neighborhood, entertainment was just outside their windows. A teenager known only as “Pieguy” was seen streaking through his yard last evening. Neighbors state that he ran to the family vehicle parked in the driveway, then returned to the house carrying a pillow. Mrs. Windsor, a neighbor, states that “Pieguy” appeared to be tired and nervous but determined to complete the task at hand. Another neighbor, who wished not to be identified, stated that he has seen “Pieguy” around the neighborhood often and that he seemed a decent lad.

As always, there are those who think that a nude teen in the neighborhood is up to mischief. Police report one caller complaining that a nude teen was “prancing around the neighborhood” and she was afraid that the little children next door would see the teen. Police responded immediately with helicopters and a team of tracking dogs in an effort to preserve the peace. “Pieguy” was finally apprehended, found sleeping peacefully using the very pillow he had retrieved from the vehicle. A tactical team burst into his bedroom and forced him from his home at gunpoint. The pillow was confiscated as evidence. “Pieguy” was then brought to police headquarters and booked for lewd and lascivious behavior. He spent the night nude in jail and was released early this morning to his parent’s custody. “Pieguy” was very appreciative to the police for allowing him to remain nude while locked up. He stated that he has been trying to be nude more often and this was a great excuse for him to do so. Luckily, it was a slow night, so he had a jail cell to himself. When asked to explain his actions, his parents stated “he just forgot his pillow, so he went out to get it”.

Meanwhile, police are still investigating the incident. They have spent all night and most of the morning taking pictures from various angles and conducting simulated recreations of the event in an effort to successfully prosecute “Pieguy”. The biggest question at this time is why he is named “Pieguy”. There were no pies in the home and police found no evidence that pies had been made nor consumed recently. “Pieguy” refuses to explain the rationale for the name so, the mystery may never be solved.

Lol. :P

[Pieguy]

...and then I went back inside. End of story.

By the way, my username derives from Year 5 (5th grade) when I was obsessed with pie. Not eating it, but the idea of it. Ever since, my username for just about everything is Pieguy or some such variant (eg pieguy259, pieguyreborn)

[Franklyminim]

Should be locked up. What sort of person would leave a pillow in the car, anyway.

This pillow has now achieved some sort of notoriety. Next, there'll be bus trips visiting the pillow.

Pillows should be inside where they belong.

[Rabid_Clam]

I go outside allot nude and have very nosy neighbors so have to be careful. One did call the police but nothing came of it. I never left my yard and the cops did not come here to me but is why 3 cruisers went to the lady's house. I just have to be careful, don't really care but they do so for them I am careful.