Man needs money badly to pay debts and start a natrurist-friendly church

[Jerry C.]

Hi! Could you help me pay for three things?
1. My student loans (enough to make money payments),
2. Personal trainer ed ($10,000), and
3. Support my mom (who only has social security),
4. I will use the personal trainer job to support myself as I start a natrurist-friendly church and be a pastor.

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[Jerry C.]

Hi! Could you help me pay for three things?
1. My student loans (enough to make money payments),
2. Personal trainer ed ($10,000), and
3. Support my mom (who only has social security),
4. I will use the personal trainer job to support myself as I start a natrurist-friendly church and be a pastor.

All donations go directly to me (Jerry)

Click on link below for more details
Help Jerry

[hw]

Sure Jerry I'll help you just as soon as I win the lottery, or harvest the money tree out in my back yard. Maybe I'll even dig up my pot o'gold! Has anyone seen the rainbow recently? [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

[Bob S.]

Jerry, among the moneys you'll need in that pot of yours is enough to move to a new state, unless of course you are going to be the one who overturns your state's archaic and unconstitutional anti-nudism laws.

(a) The term "nudism" as used in this section is defined to be the act
or acts of a person or persons congregating or gathering with his, her,
or their private parts exposed in the presence of one (1) or more
persons of the opposite sex as a form of social practice.

(b) The provisions of this section shall not apply to the enumerated
acts when:

(1) The purpose of the person committing the act or acts is to render
medical or surgical treatment, or to determine the need for medical or
surgical treatment, or to cleanse such sexual part, and the person
committing such act is a licensed physician, as defined by
?17-80-101, or any such physician of a sister state making a
professional call into Arkansas, or the person committing any such
act did so under the professional direction of any such physician, or
the person committing any such act is a nurse duly registered or
licensed by the Arkansas State Board of Nurse Examiners; or

(2) When the persons are married legally one to another.

(c) It shall be unlawful for any person, club, camp, corporation,
partnership, association, or organization to advocate, demonstrate, or
promote nudism, or for any person to rent, lease, or otherwise permit
his land, premises, or buildings to be used for the purpose of
advocating, demonstrating, or promoting nudism

(d) Any person, club, camp, corporation, partnership, association, or
organization violating any of the provisions of ? 5-68-204 shall be
guilty of a misdemeanor and upon conviction shall be fined in any sum
not less than fifty dollars ($50.00) nor more than one thousand dollars
($1,000) or imprisoned for not less than thirty (30) days nor more than
six (6) months, or both such fine and imprisonment for each offense.

Come on, be the first. the NAC, AANR, ACLU, and other orgs, etc will help you out. Heck, it should only take a few monkeys with diarrhea to argue this case.

Bob S.

[Nude in the North]

I'd be willing to give you the shirt off my back.....

Steve

[Trailscout]

Jerry,

I am looking for fulltime work, so there's no money for me to help you.

I can offer a bit of advice:
Come to Virginia for one weekend this summer if you can, for the Christian Nudist Naturist Fellowship International gathering. Click here for details:
The 2004 Christian Nudist Naturist Convocation

We have a wonderful school for the deaf in beautiful Cave Spring Georgia. It is in a valley nestled among the hills of northwest Georgia. It is an easy drive to Rome Georgia where there are several nearby manufacturing plants.

Cave Spring is a peaceful place, but it does attract a fair number of tourists on weekends whose shopping contributes to the economy.

If you come out as a naturist, as an Adventist pastor, be prepared for misunderstanding and even expulsion. I don't want to deter you from your life calling, but we mustn't ignore the challenges .

I visited your Web site and I hope you get some help with your debts. Try consolidating them, but if you go with a credit counseling service be very careful of the ones that charge fees for their services. The better ones do not charge you.

If you return to school, you might be able to defer your student loan payments again. With interest rates so low, I would try to refinance my student loan. If you do not consolidate your credit card payments, then pay off the one with the highest interest rate first.

Blessings to you!

[Burntbuns]

You borrowed $86,000 in student loans and didn't get enough education to support yourself, your mother, your credit cards, your auto lease?

Why would anyone want to help out somebody as stupid as you are?

[NoodJuggler]

This reminds me of the homeless guy standing on the corner with a sign. I saw one yesterday and the sign read..I won't lie, I need a BEER. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] So I gave him a dollar. Now when they put religion on their sign saying God loves you or something else like it all I give is a good tip. Here it is..Wear white at night. Cheers and peace to all...NoodJuggler

[barenaked1]

HI.....
I'm trying to run for President under a nudist platform (or is that on top of it?)I need 10 Million dollars to put together a naked train tour across the country to spread the word. I believe if we have a naked Congress, Supreme Court and other areas of our government that need to be kept in check, then we have nothing to hide. A proposed nude society will not give in to advertising that slants the mind, reminds us of persecution in religion or or teaches that the free body is not a beautiful thing. Think of how we can better promote our holidays by celebrating them in the nude. If you wish so that you can write off these campaign contributions, I will set up a Pay Pal acount or better yet, have an account set up by a Nigerian bank. I will propose that we rewrite the Pledge of Alligence to include "Under God, as he would be nude" and that we all take off our clothes at baseball games when we sing the National Anthem. All contributions are welocme either in American dollars, Saddam whatevers, rubels or German Marks. Pleas make out all check to the "Who in the H*** Do You Think You're Fooling Campaign" c/o Corky Stanton at INA. (He wil forward the funds to me)
Thank You in advance for your support (outside of jock straps) for your help for this wonderous campaign. The money wil be used wisely for excessive parties, purchase of luxury suites at the best stadiums and lobbying to the clothing industry to manufacture a clear thread to make clothing, so we may outfit a President in the finest of nothing.
OK, I'm through..........

[BareDebCNA]

The Germans don't use Marks any more, they use Euros. Enough said.

[barenaked1]

Uh, I believe this post was in jest.............

[Guest]

Barenaked 1...Sounds good to me [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ..What no Jock straps for support?...should mention no bras either..Wouldnt want the ladies to feel slighted...Odb [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

[barenaked1]

Thanks, Odb. We ned to be equal.

[barenaked1]

Wonder if INA would provide spell check?................

[shãybare]

barenaked1, you have brought tears to my eyes. I am going to send you the ten million dollars as soon as I can remember where I buried it and dig it up. While I am trying to remember where it is, I hope you will consider my suggestion.
Get SandyK to be your running mate. In fact I hope you keep him running so hard he'll stay out of breath and can't say such stupid things. Also appoint Jerry C as the secretary of the treasury. Pretty soon nobody will have any money to buy clothes. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif[/img]