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    Proof that they wear nothing under their kilt.

  • #2
    Proof that they wear nothing under their kilt.


    • #3
      As it is supposed to be!

      I highland regiments (Canadian anyway) one kilt wearer can challenge another to see if he is "regimental" (as in your picture). If the challenged person is not regimental than he has to buy the mess a round. I am not sure what happens if the challenged is regimental. It would make sense that the challenger should buy the round in that case!


      • #4
        Now if you want guys in kilts check out and look for Glasgow Buchanan Street on a day when the Scotland Rugby team is playing or the Scotland Soccer team is playing in internationals.

        The best time is evening when the town is busy and the er, spirits are raised (hic) and the pubs are opening or emptying.

        The guys cannot resist showing the girls what is under their kilts (and it ain't their wallets)

        There are great live cams from parts of Scotland, just work your way down the pick lists.

        I asked a forum poster for his phone number and ran up the street to show him what I looked like on the Buchanan Street cam because I was in a cyber cafe with no cams.

        It worked. I was waving and chatting to him on the mobile while he was sitting at his computer on the other side of the world. Pretty cool.



        • #5

          How about this! LOL


          • #6
            Is that privates on parade.


            • #7
              Is he trooping the colour


              • #8
                Kilts are becomming popular out west. I know some ground workers at [Keith] who wears a Kilt as normal attire that meets osha regs for workers, and more than a couple in the construction business in the San Jose, San Francisco Bay area who wear kilts all the time.

                Kilt photo gallery:

                Utilikilts photo gallerys



                • #9
                  Scotsman and His Kilt

                  Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair,
                  And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
                  He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet,
                  And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

                  About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by,
                  One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye:
                  "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built?
                  I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!"

                  They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be;
                  Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
                  And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
                  Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

                  They marvelled for a moment, then one said: "We must be gone.
                  Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along."
                  As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
                  Around the bonnie star the Scotsman's kilt did lift and show.

                  Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled towards the trees.
                  Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees.
                  And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
                  "Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!"


                  • #10
                    There was a soldier, a Scottish soldier
                    Oh how he did perspire, when his kilt caught fire


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ewan M:
                      There was a soldier, a Scottish soldier
                      Oh how he did perspire, when his kilt caught fire

                      You're a poet,
                      Now we know it.


                      • #12
                        Sung by Andy Stewart, but words and music by ??

                        I just got in frae the Isle of Skye
                        I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy
                        The lasses shout as I go by
                        "Hey Donald, where's your trousers?"

                        Let the winds blow high,
                        Let the winds blow low,
                        Down the street in m' kilt I go
                        And all the ladies say "Hello,
                        Hey Donald, where's your trousers?"

                        2. A lady took me to a ball
                        And it was slippery in the hall
                        I was fearin' that I'd fall
                        'Cause I had nae on me trousers!

                        3. I took a trip to London town
                        An' rode about on the Underground
                        The ladies looked me up and down,
                        Said [spoken, with English accent]
                        "Donald, where are your trousers?"

                        4. They'd like to wed me, every one
                        Just let them catch me if they can
                        You canna put the breeks on a highland man
                        Who doesn't like wearing trousers.

                        5. To wear the kilt is my delight,
                        It isn't wrong, I know it's right.
                        The highlanders would get a fright
                        If they saw me in trousers!


                        • #13
                          When asked by the ladies at the Renaissance Faire I have this standard answer..."Lassie, tis nae worn 'neath me Kilt, tis working wonderous well."


                          • #14
                            When asked by the ladies at the Renaissance Faire I have this standard answer..."Lassie, tis nae worn 'neath me Kilt, tis working wonderous well."

                            Good answer!!!


                            • #15
                              a kilt would be so much comfortable than pants or shorts. thanks nakedgary for the link to utilkilts. interesting idea. more interesting if the concept really takes off. i gotta say it probably wouldn't be real practical in the middle of a cold chicago winter. brrrrrrrrrr.