U of A student protests clothes with nudity

[Davin]

Wheeler, who has an uncontrollable sweating syndrome, said that clothes produce too much heat on his body and cause him severe anxiety issues.
“Whenever I wear clothes I feel like I’m being baked like a moist Thanksgiving turkey,” said Wheeler. “It lowers my self-esteem.”

In protest to the, as he put it, “oppressive expectation” that he wear clothes, Wheeler arrived to class last Thursday completely naked.

https://thegatewayonline.ca/2015/05/u-student-protests-clothes-nudity/

[jasenj]

At the very end of the article is the line: "Trigger warning: satire" and it is filed under "Humour".
I'm too humor (or satire) impaired to know which parts of the story are accurate and which are made up or exaggerated for "satire".

[Naturist Mark]

The sentence “Whenever I wear clothes I feel like I’m being baked like a moist Thanksgiving turkey,” is obviously satire - Thanksgiving turkeys are almost always horribly dry - thus the need to smother them with gravy.

[usuallylurk]

This article is similar to "Onion" articles, although it doesn't come close to the Onion level in humor value.