Science Reveals Women Who Wear Less Clothing Live Longer

[Davin]

A prominent British anthropologist has completed a ground-breaking, 10-year study proving that women who wear less clothing live up to 20 years longer. And the fewer clothes they wear, the longer they live

Philomena Bushfield, 120, is a life-long nudist who hasn’t “worn more than a pair of socks since I was 7.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mark-c-miller/science-reveals-women-who_b_914511.html

[Guest]

I usually don't put too much faith in HUffington post articles, but this one seems honest.

[atalanta]

Yeah, well surely everyone knows a 120 year-old woman who runs marathons and goes dating...? And pigs fly!

[usuallylurk]

It's a joke, folks.. It's a joke....the guy who wrote it is listed as a "humorist" -- and any 120-year old who runs a marathon would garner world-wide attention.

Note the release date of the article = 2011.

[Guest]

Did I really come across as being serious? I need to work on my textual satire skills! 🤔