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    At a lake in Berlin on Wednesday, where Germans are known to bask and bathe in the buff, a middle-aged nude man found himself at the center of a ridiculous scene — chasing down a wild boar while naked.

    According to Adele Landauer, another visitor to Teufelssee — that’s “Devil’s Lake” in English — a boar and her two piglets had been perusing the shore in search of snacks. After reportedly consuming a stash of leftover pizza from the backpack of another tourist, who was swimming in the lake at the time, the pig posse moved on to the bright yellow bag, which they surely thought had food inside.

    What happened next was pure mayhem.

    “In the yellow bag is the man’s laptop, so he gave it his all in Adam’s costume,” she said, adding that the man had “laughed loudly” at the images, and authorized her to post them on social media.

    “Everyone of us adored him how focused he stayed and when he came back with his yellow bag in the hand we all clapped and congratulated him for his success,” the acting coach captioned. “This happens when you’re focused on your goals.”

    The wild suids of Europe have been known to stick their snouts where they don’t belong. Late last year, a boar in Italy unearthed an estimated $22,000 worth of cocaine buried in the Tuscan countryside by drug traffickers. And in May, as the streets of Spain cleared due to pandemic lockdown measures, officers in Catalonia were forced to herd the potentially dangerous hogs back to the forest, before they could attack residents.

    The deceptively agile animals, which can run as fast as 30 mph and climb walls up to 6 feet high, are not to be trifled with — lest you find yourself defenseless facing a pack of untamed porkers.

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    In a viral tweet last year, a concerned Arkansas man asked rhetorically — as a defense in favor of assault rifle ownership, no less: “Legit question for rural Americans — How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?”
    Last edited by Corky; 08-07-2020, 01:40 PM.

  • #2
    Thanks for sharing this


    • #3
      OMG lol imagine if he wasnt at a nudist bath place and he was the only one naked at the river!


      • #4
        Originally posted by California-Boys View Post
        OMG lol imagine if he wasnt at a nudist bath place and he was the only one naked at the river!
        That’s why nudity should not be offensive.
        Last edited by soundman; 08-17-2020, 08:35 AM.


        • #5
          Originally posted by soundman View Post

          That’s why nudity it should not be offensive.
          I totally agree!


          • #6
            That's both funny and frightening at the same time. Lucky the boar was more interested in getting away with its find and not defending its young.


            • #7
              I heard about this. One of my textile friends asked if it was me. LOL