I hope it wasn't anybody on this forum. Alarming the local gentry is never a good thing.
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Residents warned after nude cyclist spotted riding around local beauty spot in a state of arousal
"It's been reported to the police. If you see him please report.”

People in Tameside have been asked to be wary after a nude cyclist was spotted riding around a local beauty spot with an ‘erect member’ on show.
The cyclist was spotted on Tuesday (March 22) at Hulme's Wood in Denton by a resident walking nearby. They took to social media to warn residents about the man.
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In a post on Facebook, the person said: “I've just been walking down Hulme woods. There's a guy riding down there naked with an erect member. It's been reported to the police. If you see him please report.”
They added: “There are a lot of lone women who walk here daily as I do. Please be careful. He has long dark hair.”
Responding to the post, one person said: “Honestly scares me walking down the woods and even more so seeing this.” Another wrote: “He’s ruined my happy place.”
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co...clist-23494364
Residents warned after nude cyclist spotted riding around local beauty spot in a state of arousal
"It's been reported to the police. If you see him please report.”
People in Tameside have been asked to be wary after a nude cyclist was spotted riding around a local beauty spot with an ‘erect member’ on show.
The cyclist was spotted on Tuesday (March 22) at Hulme's Wood in Denton by a resident walking nearby. They took to social media to warn residents about the man.
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In a post on Facebook, the person said: “I've just been walking down Hulme woods. There's a guy riding down there naked with an erect member. It's been reported to the police. If you see him please report.”
They added: “There are a lot of lone women who walk here daily as I do. Please be careful. He has long dark hair.”
Responding to the post, one person said: “Honestly scares me walking down the woods and even more so seeing this.” Another wrote: “He’s ruined my happy place.”
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