Oh, what an August it has been in the world of newspaper letters to the editors!
It started in the Virginian Pilot on August 1 when Judy Taylor of Virginia Beach wrote:
Topless Alert
Last Wednesday, I observed three young women sunbathing with their bikini tops down at Virginia Beach. On Thursday I returned to the beach and, you guessed it, they were there again, tops down. What really disturbed me was that they had their (rented) beach chairs near the water where there were children playing nearby.
So if you are thinking of taking your children to the beach next week, stay away from 22nd Street.
This was followed two days later with three letters responding to that letter:
Grateful for Warning
Oddly, your "Topless Alert" (letter, Aug 1) appears in the same section with Kerry Dougherty's treatment of a very similar topic ["What to do if you stumble across a bit of derriere?"]
The writer was Johnny on the spot to catch the social danger of the bare female breast. I personally want to thank her for preparing all of us for such an inflaming spectacle.
If this is allowed to go unchecked, children will go stark raving mad and men will become lust-obsessed lunatics.We need only to look to Asia, Australia, South America, and Europe to see the depraved societies that have resulted from sight of a naked breast.
I'll sponsor a trip to Europe for the writer--not to go to the beach, but rather to spray paint all the naked breasts in the Louvre.
David Brewster (Norfolk)
To the Rescue!
Bared breasts at the Oceanfront? Two days in a row? It's an outrage! But merely writing a letter to the editor, as concerned citizen Judy Taylor chose to do, is not going to make this problem go away.
So I volunteer to personally monitor this situation. I will plant my chair at 22nd Street today, tomorrow and for as long as it takes before the authorities intervene.
Rest easy, Ms. Taylor. I'm on it.
Scott Mackey (Norfolk)
Better than squinting
Re Judy Taylor warning people about nude sunbathers on 22nd Street: I happen to own a binocular stand on 21st Street and I am offering a 20 percent discount with a copy of this ad--er, letter.
Georgette Constant (Norfolk)
In fun, on Aug. 10 Robert K. Ander of Norfolk chimed in regarding a story about a rare spotting of a bird that isn't seen much in this area, but contained a sentence in the article that was just too good to pass up:
False Alarm
I picked up the paper Wednesday and my sleep-blurred eyes caught this:
"Brown boobies found in Virginia Beach? I would say, 'Wow, that's really rare.'" Eric Davis, federal biologist.
My pulse quickened! Finally, I thought, The Virginian Pilot's crack staff of photographers had caught, on pixels, the elusive topless sunbathers on 22nd Street.
Come to find out it was only about some dumb bird in Fort Story.
But of course, there must be a poor sport in every batch. Kathryn P. Bartlett of Chesapeake offered her opinion of Aug 11:
A matter of indecency
Re "Grateful for warning" (letter Aug 3), responding to a letter about topless sunbathers:
We are not talking about trips to the Louvre here. We are talking about indecencies and what is morally right, especially when children are present.
The last time I checked, Virginia Beach was not a clothing-optional beach and I know the police have arrested men in the past for showing themselves to children. So what makes this right?
If there are any more of these fun letters, I will supply them.
Bob S.

It started in the Virginian Pilot on August 1 when Judy Taylor of Virginia Beach wrote:
Topless Alert
Last Wednesday, I observed three young women sunbathing with their bikini tops down at Virginia Beach. On Thursday I returned to the beach and, you guessed it, they were there again, tops down. What really disturbed me was that they had their (rented) beach chairs near the water where there were children playing nearby.
So if you are thinking of taking your children to the beach next week, stay away from 22nd Street.
This was followed two days later with three letters responding to that letter:
Grateful for Warning
Oddly, your "Topless Alert" (letter, Aug 1) appears in the same section with Kerry Dougherty's treatment of a very similar topic ["What to do if you stumble across a bit of derriere?"]
The writer was Johnny on the spot to catch the social danger of the bare female breast. I personally want to thank her for preparing all of us for such an inflaming spectacle.
If this is allowed to go unchecked, children will go stark raving mad and men will become lust-obsessed lunatics.We need only to look to Asia, Australia, South America, and Europe to see the depraved societies that have resulted from sight of a naked breast.
I'll sponsor a trip to Europe for the writer--not to go to the beach, but rather to spray paint all the naked breasts in the Louvre.
David Brewster (Norfolk)
To the Rescue!
Bared breasts at the Oceanfront? Two days in a row? It's an outrage! But merely writing a letter to the editor, as concerned citizen Judy Taylor chose to do, is not going to make this problem go away.
So I volunteer to personally monitor this situation. I will plant my chair at 22nd Street today, tomorrow and for as long as it takes before the authorities intervene.
Rest easy, Ms. Taylor. I'm on it.
Scott Mackey (Norfolk)
Better than squinting
Re Judy Taylor warning people about nude sunbathers on 22nd Street: I happen to own a binocular stand on 21st Street and I am offering a 20 percent discount with a copy of this ad--er, letter.
Georgette Constant (Norfolk)
In fun, on Aug. 10 Robert K. Ander of Norfolk chimed in regarding a story about a rare spotting of a bird that isn't seen much in this area, but contained a sentence in the article that was just too good to pass up:
False Alarm
I picked up the paper Wednesday and my sleep-blurred eyes caught this:
"Brown boobies found in Virginia Beach? I would say, 'Wow, that's really rare.'" Eric Davis, federal biologist.
My pulse quickened! Finally, I thought, The Virginian Pilot's crack staff of photographers had caught, on pixels, the elusive topless sunbathers on 22nd Street.
Come to find out it was only about some dumb bird in Fort Story.
But of course, there must be a poor sport in every batch. Kathryn P. Bartlett of Chesapeake offered her opinion of Aug 11:
A matter of indecency
Re "Grateful for warning" (letter Aug 3), responding to a letter about topless sunbathers:
We are not talking about trips to the Louvre here. We are talking about indecencies and what is morally right, especially when children are present.
The last time I checked, Virginia Beach was not a clothing-optional beach and I know the police have arrested men in the past for showing themselves to children. So what makes this right?
If there are any more of these fun letters, I will supply them.
Bob S.
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