LOOKING FOR FEMALE NUDIST

[CHAMPION34]

WM 34 LOOKING FOR FEMALE NUDIST IN THE HOUSTON AREA TO HANG OUT NUDE WITH PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE IF INTRESTED.

[CHAMPION34]

WM 34 LOOKING FOR FEMALE NUDIST IN THE HOUSTON AREA TO HANG OUT NUDE WITH PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE IF INTRESTED.

[Nu]

Good luck, Champion34.

Many men (including myself) have had better fortune in first finding a lady friend or wife; and then encouraging a mutual particapation in nude activities.

But you never know, life is full of opportunities.

[Buff Man in MI]

quote:

Originally posted by CHAMPION34:
WM 34 LOOKING FOR FEMALE NUDIST IN THE HOUSTON AREA TO HANG OUT NUDE WITH PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE IF INTRESTED.

Hey! Does this work!!!! I've been going about it all wrong all of these years then. I should have just posted here, then picked one from the thousands of responses I got. Jeeesh! I am so dumb.

[Trailscout]

Attention, female nudists!
Even though Champion34 is a nice guy, Houston is much too far for you to travel.

Instead, contact Trailscout for all your dating and courtship needs.

I am a gentle Georgia redneck, skilled in growing beans and squash and equally gifted in the art of caring for a wide variety of poultry.
Life is good here in Trailscout holler, but your presence here would make this humble homestead a nudist nirvana.
To contact me, go north of Atlanta to the first exit for the Chattahoochee National Forest. Find the grey squirrel with the tattered right ear and scraggly tail. Tie a note to his waist and set the little feller free to scamper along the treetops until it reaches Trailscout Holler, which should be no more than three days time, barring hawks or bad weather. The squirrel is well-trained and will return with all haste with my reply to your missive.

[BackpackerBrian]

Sorry Trailscout, but isn't "gentle Georgia redneck" a bit of an oxymoron??

Does that mean you don't load that shotgun in the back window of your pickup??

[DouglasG]

With subtelty like this, I'm amazed Champion has reached the age of 34! The first reaction I had when seeing this was .. 'A punch in the mouth often offends'. For Champion, that would probably be taken as a chat up line!

Still, good luck to him, if it works .... singles bars all over the world will be waiting nervously.

DGC

[Trailscout]

quote:

Originally posted by BackpackerBrian:
Sorry Trailscout, but isn't "gentle Georgia redneck" a bit of an oxymoron??

Does that mean you don't load that shotgun in the back window of your pickup??

Not at all, Brian! Some of the kindest folks I've met have been rednecks. The mean rednecks give the rest of us a black eye.

In the original sense of the word, "redneck" simply referred to yeoman farmers of the South, salt of the earth folks, not all bad by any means.

[usuallylurk]

I used to respond to this question by saying "you wanna meet women? Go to the Catskills!" but that's more of a New York-New England joke that flops.

Ironically - there are a number of single women in nudism. I know a number of them.

BUT - they're going to be highly selective. And they exercise that selectvity. Most of them are fiercely independent. They have careers. They have full lives. They go places, they do things, they get out and have a good time.

If you go out to a nudist or naturist get-together you're going to meet some of them.

But I can tell you this - there are some lonely women on bulletin boards looking for men. But I have yet to recall any NUDIST women on the boards looking for men.

They're out there - there aren't many -- but since they're into getting out and doing things, you're going to have to go to a nudist venue to meet them. You also will have to be a smooth operator. If you have trouble finding "Miss Right" in the textile world, she's probably not in the nudist world, either.

And remember - successful independent women -- if they're interested in dating - it would be with successful independent guys. If you wanna date and socialize with nudist women, you've gotta be a winner.

[Captain Curmudgeon]

quote:

Originally posted by Trailscout:
Attention, female nudists!
... Houston is much too far for you to travel.

Unless you're in Houston.

But, seriously, if you're advertising on this national board, you should be centrally located, with easy access to an airport and the Interstate Highway system.

Kansas, perhaps?

Or maybe someone should be inventing spoke and hub dating.

[BackpackerBrian]

quote:

Originally posted by Trailscout:

quote:

Originally posted by BackpackerBrian:
Sorry Trailscout, but isn't "gentle Georgia redneck" a bit of an oxymoron??

Does that mean you don't load that shotgun in the back window of your pickup??

Not at all, Brian! Some of the kindest folks I've met have been rednecks. The mean rednecks give the rest of us a black eye.

In the original sense of the word, "redneck" simply referred to yeoman farmers of the South, salt of the earth folks, not all bad by any means.

Hop you know I was just taking the piss out of you. Heck, my family's from Appalachia . . . guess that makes me a redneck.

[Trailscout]

Brian maybe we need a bumper sticker that asks, "Honk if you are a nudist redneck!" Just think of the women we could meet that way!!!

[DoctorSurferDude]

Good Luck Champion....

Here is what I would suggest....start passively bringing up nudism in conversations with your female friends. Sooner or later one of them will say "oh...really? I always wanted to try that" and BINGO, you have yourself a female nudist friend.

It is A LOT easier to create a female nudist friend than it is to find one pre-made.

[richinud]

I THOUGHT ALL CAPS was reserved for sexy russian teenies who wanted to massage viagra into your balding pate?

But I guess, if it works for you...

;-)

Rich.

[Trailscout]

Doc,

Sage words, my friend! And speaking from personal experience, I have met quite a few ladies who dislike clothes as much as I do, but may not be familiar with nudism per se.

When they are in a safe secluded setting with a guy who will not pounce on them the minute they unbutton their blouse, many gals would consider giving skinnydipping and nude sunbathing a try.
I even had one neighbor who read a brochure published by a local nudist resort and she and her boyfriend went there right away.

This begs the question, "When do I bring up the subject of nude recreation with the girl I am dating?" In my opinion, this discussion can start fairly early on to avoid misunderstandings, but guys too eager to talk about nudity with a new acquaintance are rightfully suspect.